I'm not even 100% white
You're not? What is the other %?
My cousin had a DNA test (or something like it) and it came back that he had Pakistani in him.
96% White (British, Western European, Swiss German, Descended from Germans who settled into Russia before the Revolution, Likely Pennsylvanian Dutch (My mom's side of the family has a heritage traced back to the Amish, and Mennonite communities), (European Jew 1%), Italian/Greek 5 percent-ish, Scandinavian, less than 1% Irish (People kept asking if I was Irish, when really I'm from a protestant upbringing!)
Everything else (4%) South Asia [likely India], and Middle East