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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2017, 07:15:32 AM »
Here's a present to keep your dainty feet warm while the process of making the real gopher slippers is still going on.

Happy belated birthday.

 
 https ://youtu.be/6cgA8TCnMxg

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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2017, 09:43:09 AM »
Am I doing something wrong the video won't come up for me?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2017, 09:47:45 AM »
Here you go, and many happy returns, your majesty:

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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2017, 11:21:26 AM »
And may there be many, many more of them to come:; happy birthday QV. May the tides of fate ever turn in your favour, but particularly now:)
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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2017, 12:55:59 PM »
Do you think they could make the loafers with a bit of a heel?  Maybe 14 or 15 inches?

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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2017, 08:16:14 PM »
"My" Majesty? I thought it was "your" or "her" majesty.

  It is.  Gary's just a greedy, grabby little bastard.  :P

Let's shoot him!

My Majesty will have your heads for it if you do.  :zoinks:

No, I'll have your lovely fur to make into a pair of shoes.

I'm only big enough to make one shoe.  :zoinks:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2017, 09:23:06 PM »
That depends who's foot, where and how hard it is put. Could stretch to a pair. Or cut your legs off and use them to make leather moccasins after tanning your skin in ammonia. If your lucky, we might even do it post-mortem gopher boy.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2017, 01:49:16 AM »
Her Majesty has dainty little feet. One gopher will do for the basics. The tails of your bitches might make nice embellishments. No further harm will be done to them.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2017, 05:53:55 AM »
Do you think they could make the loafers with a bit of a heel?  Maybe 14 or 15 inches?

Time to go shopping.

They've got some comfortable very high plateau sneakers too.
Getting those 15 inches with heels only might be too hard on your feet.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2017, 08:38:21 AM »
Re-thinking the shoe height.  Those styles look like Eris would wear them gladly and look good in them.  If I wore them my next pair of shoes would be a leg cast.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2017, 09:44:26 PM »
Completely forgot about this thread.

Happy Birthday Queen Victoria! :cake:

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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2017, 01:37:49 AM »
Heh, I could see Eris wearing some of those. The ones with the pointy sharp tipped heel and finger grips built in probably (those are CLEARLY designed for self defence for women, thats a set of knuckledusters with a spike on the end if taken off the feet, that is the only thing those handles are for. Presumably aimed at women who want to wear high heels, but if out on the town, have something nasty ready for any wouldbe mugger, rapist, gyppo, drunken chav lout etc.

High heels like those though in any case are known to put an awful lot of stress on the wrong parts of the feet and do damage, sometimes serious in the long term. Why not a pair of newrocks, those have platform heels, but the inside of the boots are flat, and they don't put the foot out of position, got a pair myself, a bit short of knee-length, zip up, metal-toed really heavy leather boots, and they are very comfortable. Help work out once you get used to the weight (they are a LOT heavier than regular combat boots or trainers) but really comfy.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2017, 08:02:53 PM »
Her Majesty has dainty little feet. One gopher will do for the basics. The tails of your bitches might make nice embellishments. No further harm will be done to them.

My bitches all have spade tipped tails.  >:D
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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2017, 02:50:53 AM »
Happy belated birthday, Your Majesty!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2018, 05:18:05 PM »
HB QV!!!

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