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Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« on: July 05, 2017, 08:16:13 PM »
Inspired by PMSElle.   :thumbup:  Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.




I'm full.  :zoinks:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2017, 08:23:41 PM »
That was delicious.
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2017, 08:25:35 PM »
Stop complaining and eat it.  :zoinks:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2017, 08:27:20 PM »
Would you like whipped cream with that?
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2017, 10:38:50 PM »
Are you sure the weiner is kosher?



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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2017, 11:53:39 PM »
I wonder what's for dessert.
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2017, 12:47:23 AM »
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2017, 02:09:37 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on July 05, 2017, 10:38:50 PM
Are you sure the weiner is kosher?



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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2017, 02:11:57 AM »
Would you like some seasoning?
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2017, 02:20:44 AM »
I don't usually cater for this many people.
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2017, 05:28:39 AM »
Go wash up first.
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2017, 05:58:17 AM »
'buon appetito'
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2017, 05:11:04 PM »
May I be excused?
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2017, 06:57:07 PM »
I grew these myself.  :zoinks:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2017, 07:00:06 PM »
I'm allergic to nuts.  :zoinks:
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