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Offline awiddershinlife

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Near-death experiences
« on: May 21, 2017, 03:13:44 PM »
...anybody have near-death experiences to share?
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2017, 03:35:48 PM »
I nearly drowned in a community pool once when I was a teenager.

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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2017, 03:53:11 PM »
...anybody have near-death experiences to share?
Do you?

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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2017, 12:25:25 PM »
I was out of coffee one morning.
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2017, 01:35:08 PM »
Curious about that kind of stuff...but nope.

Unless you count the calm that comes when you get close enough to almost touch it.

"No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become.
No one can chart that blue and lonely section of hell. There are no maps of the change.
You just come out the other side...

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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2017, 09:13:18 PM »
Curious about that kind of stuff...but nope.

Unless you count the calm that comes when you get close enough to almost touch it.

I was very calm each time.
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2017, 09:14:28 PM »
I nearly drowned in a community pool once when I was a teenager.

Were you saved or did you save yourself?
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2017, 09:16:12 PM »
...anybody have near-death experiences to share?
Do you?

Yeah, but I have one more crazy week of work before summer break. I will post then. I am too exhausted right now
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2017, 09:17:09 PM »
I was born dead.  The nurse exclaimed, "Oh my G-D!  The baby's black."  My mother thought that was odd since she'd had sex with her husband, who was white.
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2017, 09:22:58 PM »
I once smoked rollups made from discarded fag ends I found in the garden because I ran out of cigarettes and all the shops were shut.
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2017, 09:36:48 PM »
...anybody have near-death experiences to share?
Do you?

Yeah, but I have one more crazy week of work before summer break. I will post then. I am too exhausted right now
Okay, will post mine then too.

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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2017, 02:28:34 AM »
I have had ECT and apparently the brain flatlines on the EEG when they (the doctor) induce the seizure. In my experience, there was nothing there and I didn't have an OBE or anything like that. There was nothing and then I would wake up with a big headache.
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2017, 06:18:15 AM »
I was out of coffee one morning.

That's amazing. How did you manage to pull through? What was the experience like? :popcorn:
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2017, 06:37:36 AM »
I knew someone whose dad temporarily was dead and he found himself floating around the top of the hospital room watching those operating on him.
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2017, 12:13:56 PM »
I was out of coffee one morning.

That's amazing. How did you manage to pull through? What was the experience like? :popcorn:

The world was black and full of hate. Think WW3 on steroids.
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