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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #405 on: February 10, 2019, 02:41:24 PM »
Dumb prick. Adding new words to what Trump actually said to support your non-existent case. He said "when you're a star they let you do it....".

Idiot. When you are a star they let you do it =/= i do it. It does mean if i wanted to and they considered me a star, they would let me.

Again you said and one of them was POTUS. Is that the truth or are you making it up?
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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #406 on: February 10, 2019, 04:24:27 PM »
Ah, now we're just putting a generous pro-Trump spin on Trump's words instead of making stuff up. I guess that's a start.

You're so far up Trump's arse you have to tie a rope around your ankles.
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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #408 on: February 11, 2019, 02:16:57 AM »
Ah, now we're just putting a generous pro-Trump spin on Trump's words instead of making stuff up. I guess that's a start.

You're so far up Trump's arse you have to tie a rope around your ankles.

You are not in a position to get a vantage point about what what i am or am not doing because you are up Odeon's arse. You better wiggle around and make some room because I think IceQueen wants in
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #409 on: February 11, 2019, 03:31:45 AM »
Ah, now we're just putting a generous pro-Trump spin on Trump's words instead of making stuff up. I guess that's a start.

You're so far up Trump's arse you have to tie a rope around your ankles.

You are not in a position to get a vantage point about what what i am or am not doing because you are up Odeon's arse. You better wiggle around and make some room because I think IceQueen wants in

Tickle me some more Al. That always gets me wiggling.
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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #410 on: February 11, 2019, 08:05:21 AM »
Ah, now we're just putting a generous pro-Trump spin on Trump's words instead of making stuff up. I guess that's a start.

You're so far up Trump's arse you have to tie a rope around your ankles.

You are not in a position to get a vantage point about what what i am or am not doing because you are up Odeon's arse. You better wiggle around and make some room because I think IceQueen wants in


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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #411 on: February 11, 2019, 02:29:16 PM »
In terms of people who claimed that Trump touched women inappropriately?

Well one of them is still POTUS

Except it isn't. Is it? "They would let you do anything...grab them by the pussy" does not say "I grabbed them by the pussy" it says "If one were to want to grab them by the pussy, they would be okay with that".

So is one of them still POTUS?

Yes.
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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #412 on: February 11, 2019, 02:36:22 PM »
Dumb prick. Adding new words to what Trump actually said to support your non-existent case. He said "when you're a star they let you do it....".

Idiot. When you are a star they let you do it =/= i do it. It does mean if i wanted to and they considered me a star, they would let me.

Again you said and one of them was POTUS. Is that the truth or are you making it up?

"When you're a star they let you do it."

Trump: "Yeah that's her with the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything."

Yeah, go ahead and tell us that he didn't, that it's just locker room talk. How naïve can you get?
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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #414 on: February 14, 2019, 12:07:21 AM »
If this country goes downhill it's the fault of the idiots that placed the "supreme orange man" in his position.

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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #415 on: February 14, 2019, 12:16:19 AM »
I saw this on Facebook, thought I'd copy and paste it here:

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Someone asked "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?"

Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response:

"A few things spring to mind.

Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem.

For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace - all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed.

So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing - not once, ever.

I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility - for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman.

But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is - his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers.

And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults - he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface.

Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront.

Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul.

And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist.

Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that.

He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat.

He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully.

That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead.

There are unspoken rules to this stuff - the Queensberry rules of basic decency - and he breaks them all. He punches downwards - which a gentleman should, would, could never do - and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless - and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority - perhaps a third - of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think 'Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:
* Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.
* You don't need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss.

After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum.

God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid.

He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart.

In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws - he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish:

'My God… what… have… I… created?

If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set."

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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #416 on: February 14, 2019, 02:15:55 AM »
Dumb prick. Adding new words to what Trump actually said to support your non-existent case. He said "when you're a star they let you do it....".

Idiot. When you are a star they let you do it =/= i do it. It does mean if i wanted to and they considered me a star, they would let me.

Again you said and one of them was POTUS. Is that the truth or are you making it up?

"When you're a star they let you do it."

Trump: "Yeah that's her with the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything."

Yeah, go ahead and tell us that he didn't, that it's just locker room talk. How naïve can you get?

Yes i have given my thoughts on this previously. Billy Bush was a relatively young good-looking man in his prime.
Trump could have talked up his being richer, more famous, more powerful, more successful.
Instead he bragged and desperately made up fanciful stories about how great and attractive he was to women.
Ask yourself why? Because at 59 and past his peak and having his youthful good looks disappear, he was feeling outgunned and desperate and have to make up bullshit to salve his ego
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #418 on: February 14, 2019, 03:04:05 AM »
If this country goes downhill it's the fault of the idiots that placed the "supreme orange man" in his position.

The Green deal?
The ever more radically Socialist Democrats?
Unprotected Southern border?
Bills proposed to kill babies when they are born?

There are much bigger concerns than Trump. What policies does he have and what actions that are bad or problematic and bad for the world? I don't care about words or personal proclivities. If you are struggling after two years to find anything REALLY bad then you need to look at some of the kind of shit above.

I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #419 on: February 14, 2019, 04:50:41 AM »




I'd like to give that guy a wedgie. And he'd say in that stupid pompous sing-song voice "oh no, you have given me a wedgie, wedgies are not as funny as you might think, not many people know that the word wedgie was added to Webster's dictionary in 2005...". Fuck he goes on and on and on.
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