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Three-word sermon thread.
« on: April 15, 2017, 07:47:39 PM »
  Sum up some life experience and wisdom in three words!  I'll start ...


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"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: Three-word sermon thread.
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2017, 12:34:40 AM »
Thou shalt not.

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Re: Three-word sermon thread.
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2017, 02:43:15 AM »
Do it already!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Three-word sermon thread.
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2017, 04:08:59 AM »
  No credit cards!   :soapbox:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: Three-word sermon thread.
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2017, 08:49:23 PM »
Be the mob.  :headbang2:
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Re: Three-word sermon thread.
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2017, 05:27:23 AM »
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"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: Three-word sermon thread.
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2017, 03:12:16 PM »
Fuck it all. :zoinks:
"No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become.
No one can chart that blue and lonely section of hell. There are no maps of the change.
You just come out the other side...

...or you don't"

~Stephen King~

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Re: Three-word sermon thread.
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2017, 05:18:42 PM »
  Always flush twice!   :fos:   :police:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: Three-word sermon thread.
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2017, 04:48:46 AM »
  Always flush twice!   :fos:   :police:

 :laugh: That is sound advice.
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Re: Three-word sermon thread.
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2017, 04:51:34 AM »
  Always flush twice!   :fos:   :police:

 :laugh: That is sound advice.

    Respect your elders.  :thumbup:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: Three-word sermon thread.
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2017, 05:19:46 AM »
  Always flush twice!   :fos:   :police:

 :laugh: That is sound advice.

    Respect your elders.  :thumbup:

 :laugh: Some old people are kinda mean with that attitude.
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