A Porn Website Says It Will Plow Snow in Boston for Free

["couldbecousin"]

Now I need Hyke to chime in, so I can say, hough, nough, broughn, cough. 

  Model/dancer/actress Julianne Hough pronounces her last name "Huff,"
   but I always hear it in my mind as "Ho," because I'm a catty little bitch. 

["couldbecousin"]

I wasn't criticising anyone.  I was just telling you that you were wrong. 

A Plough.
To plough.
A Ploughman.
Constellation pointing to the north star is "The Plough".

A Plow. To Plow.  A  Plowman.  The Plow.  Nah.  Doesn't look right.  Sorry. To me that says "Plow", rhymes with "Low".

That's a silly answer. A lot of ow words rhyme with plow, cow, sow, now, wow, but I can't think of any ough words that do, although, dough, borough, cough, rough, enough. 

      Ghoti.  *drops mic* 

[MLA]

This was kind of hilarious. 

Plow.  Hmm, starts with a PL and ends with an OW.  No, that can't be right.  Let's add a U in there just for fun.  And a G, and an H.  I know we won't actually pronounce any of those letters, but we're fucking British.

[MLA]

Plough.  Rhymes with Bough.

Hey, you found the only one! 

[FourAceDeal]

It's the "LOW" part you geniuses.  It's always going to rhyme with low.

Blow.  Flow.  Glow.  Slow.

[MLA]

It's the "LOW" part you geniuses.  It's always going to rhyme with low.

Blow.  Flow.  Glow.  Slow.

Scow, scowl, owl, pow, now, sow, vow, brow, how, now, fowl, howl, crown, gown, town, crowd, brown.  Stop being a clown.

[Gopher Gary]

It's the "LOW" part you geniuses.  It's always going to rhyme with low.

Except when low doesn't make the long o sound, like clown, flower, allow, and uh, plow.  Phonics is nobody's friend.  Still, I think this may be the first conversation you've ever responded to anything I've said to you, so this is freaking awesome. 

[odeon]

[El]

Only at I2.

Only half a page down on the first page and we completely forgot about porn and started talking about how weird the english language can be.

["couldbecousin"]

Only at I2.

Only half a page down on the first page and we completely forgot about porn and started talking about how weird the english language can be.

  Assbergers folks have pure minds. 

['andersom']

Now I need Hyke to chime in, so I can say, hough, nough, broughn, cough. 

It's neither plough nor plow.

Een ploeg, ploegen and also de ploeg.

The Dutch saw art in cultivating soil.

[MLA]

Now I need Hyke to chime in, so I can say, hough, nough, broughn, cough. 

Missed this 

[odeon]

Only at I2.

Only half a page down on the first page and we completely forgot about porn and started talking about how weird the english language can be.

Something blinked.

[Icequeen]

It's plow here.

$100.00 for them to do a quickie in the driveway.

Then the state guy with the bigger plow comes and blocks in the mailboxes again.

I want plowed for free. 

[Gopher Gary]

Now I need Hyke to chime in, so I can say, hough, nough, broughn, cough. 

It's neither plough nor plow.

Een ploeg, ploegen and also de ploeg.

The Dutch saw art in cultivating soil.

In that case, hoegen nougen, brougen cougen. 

Only at I2.

Only half a page down on the first page and we completely forgot about porn and started talking about how weird the english language can be.

I'm still thinking about porn, if that helps any.