I seems to have this odd Aspie love of making up potential post-count systems based on themes. For example, a sexual position-based ranking system might start, perhaps, at french kiss for 10 posts, then handjob for 25, then 2,500 posts turns you into an orgy, with everything from blowjobs to rimjobs to good old-fashioned doggystyle somewhere in the middle. Or you could make a ranking system based on types of vehicles, types of technology (starting with abacuses- abaci?- and ending with HAL9000). Or star trek. Etc.
What would your ideal ranking system be?