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Design a Post Count Ranking System
« on: January 12, 2007, 05:31:45 PM »
I seems to have this odd Aspie love of making up potential post-count systems based on themes.  For example, a sexual position-based ranking system might start, perhaps, at french kiss for 10 posts, then handjob for 25, then 2,500 posts turns you into an orgy, with everything from blowjobs to rimjobs to good old-fashioned doggystyle somewhere in the middle.  Or you could make a ranking system based on types of vehicles, types of technology (starting with abacuses- abaci?- and ending with HAL9000).  Or star trek.  Etc.

What would your ideal ranking system be?
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2007, 10:05:22 PM »
types of dogs?
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2007, 10:28:04 PM »
Harry Potter spells  :green:
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2007, 10:32:42 PM »
dances?
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2007, 10:34:08 PM »
Turd types?  :eyebrows:
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2007, 10:37:15 PM »
slang for farts.  i mean, passing gas.
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2007, 10:38:18 PM »
Ah, you came up trumps there  :P
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2007, 10:41:28 PM »
make the rankings rotating.

guys who hate change will just have to post alot, because the top posting rank will never change.
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2007, 10:28:35 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 12, 2007, 05:31:45 PM
I seems to have this odd Aspie love of making up potential post-count systems based on themes.  For example, a sexual position-based ranking system might start, perhaps, at french kiss for 10 posts, then handjob for 25, then 2,500 posts turns you into an orgy, with everything from blowjobs to rimjobs to good old-fashioned doggystyle somewhere in the middle.  Or you could make a ranking system based on types of vehicles, types of technology (starting with abacuses- abaci?- and ending with HAL9000).  Or star trek.  Etc.

What would your ideal ranking system be?

I already proposed such a system. Here it is again....

Fresh Meat          :star:
Sloppy Seconds    :star: :star:
Nympomainiac      :star: :star: :star:
Paris Hilton          :star: :star: :star: :star:
Grand Lord God Postwhore!  :star: :star: :star: :star: :star:
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2007, 11:22:57 AM »
please NO, NOT Paris Hilton  ;)
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2007, 12:47:30 PM »
Aspie-Specific version (following the "Aspie Elite"-theme)

* Slightly Snobby Aspie
** Self-Righteous Aspie
*** Aspie Elitist
**** Grand Aspie Elitist
***** Supreme Aspie Elitist

Non-specific version:

* Slightly Snobby
** Self-Righteous
*** Elitist
**** Grand Elitist
***** Supreme Elitist
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2007, 04:42:03 PM »
I'll propose a system, since I'm bored enough (ones where I'm half-joking italicized):

0-  Newbie
10-  Rookie (be kind to me)
25-  Fresh Meat
50-  Part of the Chaos
100-  Frequent Poster
250-  Constant Poster
500-  Intense Poster
666-  THE DEVIL
667-  Postwhore
1000-  Insane Postwhore
5000-  Allmighty Postwhore
10000- I have no fucking life.
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2007, 05:07:09 PM »
I kind of like it, except that I think it's too easy to become a post whore.
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2007, 10:06:58 PM »
yeah that would make me an insane postwhore. :P
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2007, 10:20:55 PM »
Desserts.
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