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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #45 on: January 01, 2017, 08:28:19 PM »
Go ahead, punk, make my day.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #46 on: January 01, 2017, 08:33:20 PM »
Quit standing so close.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #47 on: January 02, 2017, 04:23:42 AM »
So, you were out of career options?
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #48 on: January 02, 2017, 06:50:32 AM »
  Is that fresh newspaper on the back seat of your cruiser?  :tard: :police:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #49 on: January 02, 2017, 08:00:10 AM »
May I have a donut?  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #50 on: January 02, 2017, 10:14:47 AM »
Are you wearing bacon cologne  :bacon:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #51 on: January 02, 2017, 12:41:39 PM »
Quote from: Parts on January 02, 2017, 10:14:47 AM
Are you wearing bacon cologne  :bacon:

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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #52 on: January 02, 2017, 12:42:43 PM »
Quit being so bossy.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #53 on: January 02, 2017, 12:44:04 PM »
Cop/Bobby: Step out of the car.
Me: In out, shake it all about! You do the hokey pokey and you turn around! And that's what it's all about!
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #54 on: January 02, 2017, 12:46:49 PM »
You're ruining my buzz.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #55 on: January 02, 2017, 12:58:09 PM »
Cop/Bobby: Where were you last night around the hours of 23:00 and 2:00?
Me: I was watching interracial gay p...Fuck it, I'm confessing to the murder.
Cop/Bobby: What murder?
Me: Just arrest me for something.
« Last Edit: January 02, 2017, 07:38:27 PM by Some_Bloke »
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #56 on: January 02, 2017, 03:56:13 PM »
Do I get bonus nights in jail if I slap you in the face?
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #57 on: January 02, 2017, 07:42:40 PM »
"Where's the rest of Village People? We can't perform YMCA with just one member of the group!"
« Last Edit: January 02, 2017, 07:44:51 PM by Some_Bloke »
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #58 on: January 02, 2017, 08:21:18 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on January 02, 2017, 07:42:40 PM
"Where's the rest of Village People? We can't perform YMCA with just one member of the group!"

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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #59 on: January 02, 2017, 08:22:43 PM »
 :agreed:   :lol1:
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