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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2016, 09:19:33 PM »
Save your breath.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #31 on: December 30, 2016, 09:24:59 PM »
Do you know YOU have a tail light out?
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #32 on: December 30, 2016, 11:45:19 PM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on December 30, 2016, 06:31:17 PM
"Ten kilometers over the speed limit? Instead of trying to hassle me for some unreasonable arbitrary and abstract safe traveling speed for half a ton of metal, why aren't you arresting drug dealers from poisoning our youth, fraudsters ripping off old ladies, murderers killing our citizens? Fucking weak, donut eating arsehole. Now give me my ticket and spare me the condescending, sanctimonious telling off and get back to wasting your existence, hassling people".
I got a $100 fine for doing 8km/h over the speed limit. No demerits. It was a camera that caught me. I'm going to keep the evidence because it's an awesome picture of my car. :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #33 on: December 31, 2016, 06:35:14 AM »
"You don't need to see his identification. These aren't the droids you're looking for. He can go about his business. Move along."
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #34 on: December 31, 2016, 07:02:54 AM »
Talk to the hand.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #35 on: December 31, 2016, 07:06:33 AM »
You mad, Bro?  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2016, 07:09:23 AM »
You hit like a girl.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2016, 09:24:56 AM »
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #38 on: December 31, 2016, 02:26:24 PM »
Choke me harder, daddy.
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #39 on: December 31, 2016, 07:16:31 PM »
You don't look so tough.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #40 on: December 31, 2016, 07:17:08 PM »
You need a breath mint.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #41 on: December 31, 2016, 07:20:38 PM »
These handcuffs are making me horny.
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #42 on: December 31, 2016, 07:21:10 PM »
Ohhhhhhh I do love a man in uniform!
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #43 on: December 31, 2016, 07:25:46 PM »
Quote from: Grey Area on December 31, 2016, 07:21:10 PM
Ohhhhhhh I do love a man in uniform!

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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #44 on: January 01, 2017, 08:26:08 PM »
Want to race?  :zoinks:
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