My report with my comments in bold:
The report was generated with the following birth data: male, born on 25 January 1984 at 9:03 am in Glasgow, Scotland.
Your sun sign is Aquarius. This is the sign in which the Sun is in your birth chart. Your Ascendant is also in Aquarius, and your Moon is in Scorpio.
Partner references which may occur in the text are set for a relationship with a woman. Explanation
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Sun in Aquarius, Moon in Scorpio
This astrological position indicates a determined nature in full control of itself. Your feelings are likely to be intense, passionate, and lasting. When wronged you do not rest until your desire for revenge has been satisfied (No, I just feel angry for a while and then get bored and lose interest.).
You are worldly and knowledgeable in many areas (Not when it comes to peoplestuff, apparently). You are perhaps too positive and assertive of your will, too self-reliant (Self-reliant? I'm going on 23 and I live with my mum.). You pursue your aims inexorably, often using others to achieve your ends. (I'm too lazy and my attention span is too short to pursue things inexorably, plus I'm hardly a master manipulator.) You should meet with success in business or professional work, for you remain steady and hard-working (Ha!). Love is a very important matter in your life. But power struggles may arise between you and your love object (More like a vague longing). Your feelings are so intense and your desires so well-aimed that you are likely to become overly demanding. (Doubt it)
The key to a more harmonious self lies in channeling some of your inherent self-control to relaxing your will. You could use your knack for investigating and probing to better understand your motivations and psychological make-up.
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Ascendant in Aquarius, Uranus in the Ninth House
At the time of your birth the zodiacal sign of Aquarius was ascending in the horizon. Its ruler Uranus is located in the ninth house.
You were born with a natural disposition to be humane, sympathetic, original and refined in your dealings with others. Among your features is the ability to understand human nature in a sympathetic manner (Accurate enough, but how many people really consider themselves to be inhumane?). Unfortunately, you do not always act upon your intuitions and may become rationalistic at times when swift and prompt determination is required.
The common Aquarian is good and kindly, but usually led astray by eccentric and bizarre companions.
Your tastes are refined and your discrimination keen. You have a natural inclination toward the esoteric and mystical side of life and you could develop some clairvoyant abilities. (I have absolutely no inclination to those things) Basically you are a lover of freedom; (How many people would consider themselves a hater of freedom?) in the realization of this desire you may go to extremes.
Although changeable in appearance (My appearance doesn't change much.), your life is guided by very definite and fixed principles, one of which is a constant demand for personal freedom. In love you are a strange character. You can easily be emotionally attracted to one person and yet unpredictably terminate relationships.
As an inventor you have no rival; your problem is that sometimes you lack the practical ability to implement your creations. Professionally you will be successful in any of the following fields of activity: modern science, electrical work, photography, archaeology, astrology, radio etc. (Perhaps)
A great part of your life is going to be geared to travel abroad. On the intellectual plane you are very gifted and exceptionally clever. Intuition is another of your natural gifts. You very often reach the solution to problems in a dramatically swift manner. You are going to be attracted all through your life by the uncommon; strange and unsubstantiated theories hold a special fascination for you.
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Moon in the Eighth House
The Moon was found in your eighth house at the time of birth. Since the Moon has intense qualities of perception, you may find that gradually there is an awakening of interests in sexual matters, psychic and spiritualistic research, and much mental speculation with ideas concerning the possibilities of existence after death. (I speculated as a kid, and concluded that that stuff was all bullshit.)
At some point of your existence there will be possibilities of inheritance through members of the female sex or the maternal side of your family. (Because nobody else has a mother who'll die at some point?)
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Saturn in the Eighth House
Saturn was found in the eighth house at the time of birth. Because of the restraining influence of this planet, matters concerning legacies, inheritance, and the financial dealings of your partner or associates could be severely limited and may be frustrated by what seems to be harsh fate.
Psychologically you are rather serious in connection with sexual affairs. You approach sex with caution, rationality and planning. Excess reason and thought in this direction may create some frustration in sexual matters. (I just go with the flow, and don't attach much meaning to sex usually.)
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Venus in the Tenth House
Venus was found in the tenth house at the time of birth.
You will appear as a person who seeks harmony, inclined as you are to observe the aesthetic value of all things in life, to engage in artistic activities and to possess all that is lovely and beautiful. You have sufficient potential to achieve success in life, especially if your occupation is artistic or musical.
Much of your success is a consequence of applied interest and hard work; you posses merit and ability, and your congenial, intelligent manner produces a very exalted image.
In any case, there are very good possibilities for the acquisition of some social distinction, a good reputation and financial success at some period of your life.
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Sun in the Twelfth House
The Sun was in your twelfth house at the time of birth. This may indicate a life full of limitations, obstacles, and human opposition, but at the same time a lot of inner strength and energy. (I'm sure nobody else ever struggled with those.)
You are urged to pause and reflect upon your own accumulated history. Take some time for introspection. It may result in a purification process accompanied by some remorse of conscience.
Internally, you are quite different from the way you present yourself externally. You possess a vast reservoir of energy that may be partially hidden even from your own awareness. (Well, that sucks. All this time and there was a vast reservoir of energy that I didn't know about. How do I tap it?)
Your internal disposition is strong, commanding, open, and of a rare generosity. More and more you should try to bring these characteristics into the open so that they can overcome some of the less desirable aspects of your personality.
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Astrological Data used for Short Report - Personal Portrait
for Peter (male)
born on 25 Jan 1984 local time 9:03 am
in Glasgow, SCOT (UK) U.T. 09:03
4w15, 55n53 sid. time 17:01:28
Planetary positions
planet sign degree motion
Sun Aquarius 4°34'33 in house 12 direct
Moon Scorpio 6°47'52 in house 8 direct
Mercury Capricorn 10°28'59 in house 11 direct
Venus Sagittarius 29°30'02 in house 10 direct
Mars Scorpio 7°06'44 in house 8 direct
Jupiter Capricorn 1°12'47 end of house 10 direct
Saturn Scorpio 15°36'17 in house 8 direct
Uranus Sagittarius 12°21'39 in house 9 direct
Neptune Capricorn 0°12'33 end of house 10 direct
Pluto Scorpio 2°06'28 in house 8 direct
True Node Gemini 14°42'40 end of house 3 direct
Planets at the end of a house are interpreted in the next house.
House positions (Placidus)
Ascendant Aquarius 19°56'53
2nd House Aries 28°23'59
3rd House Taurus 28°18'21
Imum Coeli Gemini 16°31'47
5th House Cancer 1°56'22
6th House Cancer 19°17'33
Descendant Leo 19°56'53
8th House Libra 28°23'59
9th House Scorpio 28°18'21
Medium Coeli Sagittarius 16°31'47
11th House Capricorn 1°56'22
12th House Capricorn 19°17'33
Major aspects
Sun Square Moon 2°13
Sun Square Mars 2°32
Sun Sextile Uranus 7°47
Sun Square Pluto 2°28
Moon Sextile Mercury 3°41
Moon Sextile Venus 7°18
Moon Conjunction Mars 0°19
Moon Sextile Jupiter 5°35
Moon Sextile Neptune 6°35
Moon Conjunction Pluto 4°41
Mercury Sextile Mars 3°22
Mercury Sextile Saturn 5°07
Venus Conjunction Jupiter 1°43
Venus Conjunction Neptune 0°43
Venus Sextile Pluto 2°36
Mars Sextile Jupiter 5°54
Mars Conjunction Pluto 5°00
Jupiter Conjunction Neptune 1°00
Jupiter Sextile Pluto 0°54
Saturn Square Ascendant 4°21
Neptune Sextile Pluto 1°54
Numbers indicate orb (deviation from the exact aspect angle).