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Offline Trigger 11

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Condoms Suck
« on: November 05, 2016, 01:48:25 PM »
You heard me.
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I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2016, 03:14:39 PM »
Quit being a downer and find something positive.  :hahaha:  I'm assuming that means you got some.  :zoinks:
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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2016, 03:47:50 PM »
Of course I didn't GET any! I just was reminiscing about when I did and the couple of times I used those things. They suck. I'd rather wait until the relationship is exclusive and deep and thus trusting.
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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I guess that's just the way it seems

Offline Al Swearegen

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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2016, 07:04:19 PM »
Yes they do.
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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2016, 07:12:03 AM »
My heart bleeds for both of you.
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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2016, 07:54:34 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 14, 2016, 07:12:03 AM
My heart bleeds for both of you.

Mine too.
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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2016, 04:06:52 PM »
Rhythm method works just fine. And if you aren't promiscuous and happen to be in a long term, monogamous relationship then you shouldn't need them. I'm clean...not that it will ever matter.
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2016, 06:28:37 AM »
Quote from: Trigger 11 on November 14, 2016, 04:06:52 PM
Rhythm method works just fine.
Catholics have been doing that for years.  Average size of a catholic family should tell you how well that ends up working in practice.

Also:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar-based_contraceptive_methods#Failure_rate

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And if you aren't promiscuous and happen to be in a long term, monogamous relationship then you shouldn't need them. I'm clean...not that it will ever matter.
Being in a long-term monogamous relationship renders the "promiscuous" part moot.  Previous behavior rolls more dice, but what ultimately matters is what you did or didn't catch before you got with your current partner, and what they did or didn't catch.
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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2016, 06:36:50 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 14, 2016, 07:12:03 AM
My heart bleeds for both of you.

Meh, I have almost forgotten what they were like it has been that long ago. Almost.
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2016, 06:41:10 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 15, 2016, 06:28:37 AM

Being in a long-term monogamous relationship renders the "promiscuous" part moot.  Previous behavior rolls more dice, but what ultimately matters is what you did or didn't catch before you got with your current partner, and what they did or didn't catch.

Then there are liars...
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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2016, 06:44:01 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 15, 2016, 06:28:37 AM
Quote from: Trigger 11 on November 14, 2016, 04:06:52 PM
Rhythm method works just fine.
Catholics have been doing that for years.  Average size of a catholic family should tell you how well that ends up working in practice.

Also:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar-based_contraceptive_methods#Failure_rate

  If my parents had met about ten years earlier, I'd probably be the oldest of nine instead of three!  :laugh:
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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2016, 07:13:16 AM »
Lol...rhythm method only somewhat works if you have "regular" cycles.

I have never been regular about anything.
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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2016, 08:28:01 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on November 15, 2016, 06:41:10 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 15, 2016, 06:28:37 AM

Being in a long-term monogamous relationship renders the "promiscuous" part moot.  Previous behavior rolls more dice, but what ultimately matters is what you did or didn't catch before you got with your current partner, and what they did or didn't catch.

Then there are liars...
That's not only "promiscuous" people though.
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Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2016, 09:08:01 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on November 15, 2016, 07:13:16 AM
Lol...rhythm method only somewhat works if you have "regular" cycles.

I have never been regular about anything.

What's this regular you talk about?
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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2016, 09:09:04 AM »
"Condoms Suck"

First thought this topic was about a new sex-toy for men.
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