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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #75 on: March 07, 2017, 04:07:28 AM »
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #76 on: March 07, 2017, 01:56:03 PM »
I'm so glad I don't have to do any jury duty.

  Why are you exempt?  Is it because you're a Moomin?  :moomin:

We don't have jury duty here. Or in Moomin land, for that matter.

  So are all cases settled by judges?  :toporly:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judiciary_of_Sweden#Lay_judges

  You should become a lay judge.  You seem qualified.  Do it!  :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:

No way in hell.  :P

Funny, though. It just occurred to me that I probably know more about UK laws than Sweden's these days. A consequence of working for a UK legal publisher.

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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #77 on: March 07, 2017, 03:00:47 PM »
Can I have a peerage?
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #78 on: March 09, 2017, 03:49:41 PM »
I've only lived in two counties in Illinois, and being called for Jury Duty wasn't an occurrence in either of them.

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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #79 on: March 09, 2017, 04:28:22 PM »
Can I have a peerage?

After 50 years of loyal faithful service you can have a peerage AND Lady Weeble.
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #80 on: March 10, 2017, 12:44:48 AM »
Can I have a peerage?

After 50 years of loyal faithful service you can have a peerage AND Lady Weeble.

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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #81 on: March 10, 2017, 11:18:32 AM »
Can I have a peerage?

After 50 years of loyal faithful service you can have a peerage AND Lady Weeble.

You're too kind, Your Majesty.

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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #82 on: March 10, 2017, 03:14:46 PM »
A peerage eh? wouldn't say no to a weeble only as a friend since I'm already taken by a taken by a certain very special PR :) and special she is indeed, very very special indeed:)







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