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Cincinnati| A 15-year old girl from Ohio claims to be carrying the child of Jesus Christ, after being “divinely impregnated” during an encounter with an angel.

Due to laws concerning medical secrets, Dr. Murphy refused to discuss any details concerning the young woman’s pregnancy, but said it didn’t really have anything really unusual except her apparent virginity.

While most people have shown their support to Ms. Smith-Nabengana, others have launched various accusations on the social media, ranging from fabricating the whole story to sleeping with a demonic creature known as an incubus.


http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/pregnant-teenager-claims-jesus-christ-is-the-father-of-her-baby/


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“For all I know, her pregnancy seems normal,” claims the gynecologist. “Her claims of “Virgin pregnancy” are technically true, but that doesn’t mean there was a divine intervention. I can tell you that it’s a boy, but there no way for me to determine if it is Jesus’ son until he is born. If she asks for a DNA test at that time, then we can tell you who the father is.” 
That seems like a weird thing for a doctor to say.

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Cincinnati| A 15-year old girl from Ohio claims to be carrying the child of Jesus Christ, after being “divinely impregnated” during an encounter with an angel.

Due to laws concerning medical secrets, Dr. Murphy refused to discuss any details concerning the young woman’s pregnancy, but said it didn’t really have anything really unusual except her apparent virginity.

While most people have shown their support to Ms. Smith-Nabengana, others have launched various accusations on the social media, ranging from fabricating the whole story to sleeping with a demonic creature known as an incubus.


http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/pregnant-teenager-claims-jesus-christ-is-the-father-of-her-baby/


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“For all I know, her pregnancy seems normal,” claims the gynecologist. “Her claims of “Virgin pregnancy” are technically true, but that doesn’t mean there was a divine intervention. I can tell you that it’s a boy, but there no way for me to determine if it is Jesus’ son until he is born. If she asks for a DNA test at that time, then we can tell you who the father is.” 
That seems like a weird thing for a doctor to say.


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