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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2016, 09:49:34 PM »
When I was a kid I could get along with older kids or younger kids, but not ones my own age.

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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2016, 09:52:38 PM »
I remember once going to the apartment complex pool when I was fourteen, a month or so shy of fifteen, and somehow ending up in a game of Marco Polo with a bunch of 10 year olds. They thought I was their age and invited me over to play afterwards. I escaped as soon as I could in abject teenage mortification.
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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2016, 10:25:34 PM »
It wasn't so bad today, no sight of the monkey king or anything.... (What a relief!)

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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2016, 10:16:21 PM »
A little help please :(

My friend is trying to play matchmaker and I'm the subject of interest. Ever since my sister got married, this person had the idea of saying "Oh we should find you a girlfriend.

I still have some emotional baggage, and I don't know if setting me up would be a wise idea right now.... especially since I'm trying to lose weight.

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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2016, 10:28:32 PM »
Wait until you're perfect, then. Great plan.  :zoinks:
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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2016, 06:20:12 AM »
Wait until you're perfect, then. Great plan.  :zoinks:

  The gophre has a point.  I was waiting till I was perfect.  Still waiting.  :-[
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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2016, 02:31:36 PM »
Wait until you're perfect, then. Great plan.  :zoinks:

  The gophre has a point.  I was waiting till I was perfect.  Still waiting.  :-[

 :'(

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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2016, 04:08:29 PM »
Just go out and have fun...and then only if you want to.

Fun comes first. Anything extra I've always considered a bonus.


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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2016, 06:16:06 PM »
only if you want to.

Icequeen is right. Do you even want it, Genesis? There's really nothing wrong with answering no to that question, or making excuses to some uninvited matchmaker.  :orly:
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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #39 on: December 07, 2016, 02:46:20 AM »
A little help please :(

My friend is trying to play matchmaker and I'm the subject of interest. Ever since my sister got married, this person had the idea of saying "Oh we should find you a girlfriend.

I still have some emotional baggage, and I don't know if setting me up would be a wise idea right now.... especially since I'm trying to lose weight.

Think of all the very pleasant exercises you could do with a girlfriend. Your extra weight would just melt away. And she's have a boyfriend growing more handsome and toned by the week.
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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #40 on: December 07, 2016, 07:04:46 AM »
Wait until you're perfect, then. Great plan.  :zoinks:

  The gophre has a point.  I was waiting till I was perfect.  Still waiting.  :-[

  See, I even mistyped "gopher."  Perfection never arrives for any of us.  Live now! :pirate:
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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #41 on: December 07, 2016, 12:30:37 PM »
Wait until you're perfect, then. Great plan.  :zoinks:

  The gophre has a point.  I was waiting till I was perfect.  Still waiting.  :-[

  See, I even mistyped "gopher."  Perfection never arrives for any of us.  Live now! :pirate:


Gophre is the English spelling.
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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #42 on: December 07, 2016, 11:08:53 PM »
only if you want to.

Icequeen is right. Do you even want it, Genesis? There's really nothing wrong with answering no to that question, or making excuses to some uninvited matchmaker.  :orly:

Answer right here-----> Yeah

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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #43 on: December 08, 2016, 01:29:56 AM »
Wait until you're perfect, then. Great plan.  :zoinks:

  The gophre has a point.  I was waiting till I was perfect.  Still waiting.  :-[

  See, I even mistyped "gopher."  Perfection never arrives for any of us.  Live now! :pirate:


Gophre is the English spelling.

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I was thinking the same thing.
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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #44 on: December 08, 2016, 09:20:16 PM »
only if you want to.

Icequeen is right. Do you even want it, Genesis? There's really nothing wrong with answering no to that question, or making excuses to some uninvited matchmaker.  :orly:

Answer right here-----> Yeah

Good.  Maybe your match maker knows the perfect person. :viking:
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