Crush

[Fun With Matches]

Well, it's the third day from when I sent over my photo. Or is that irrelevant?

I've just asked my friend if the guy is interested, my friend hasn't been online yet.

I don't get it. He not interested?

That sucks. I'm disappointed. I got a cool watch today.

[Gopher Gary]

I'll take your word for it that he was funny, even though you don't remember his name.

I called him puke.  But if he ever comes back, don't call him that, or I wont want to do it anymore. 

[Fun With Matches]

I'll take your word for it that he was funny, even though you don't remember his name.

I called him puke.  But if he ever comes back, don't call him that, or I wont want to do it anymore. 

You've got it.

[Fun With Matches]

He's going to get in touch soon, arrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Queen Victoria]

He's going to get in touch soon, arrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

PA asked if I'd like to go out on a second date.  I said yes.  NJINE MONTHS later he called.

[Fun With Matches]

He's going to get in touch soon, arrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

PA asked if I'd like to go out on a second date.  I said yes.  NJINE MONTHS later he called.

PA? Nine months...that's enthusiastic!

[Walkie]

He's going to get in touch soon, arrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

PA asked if I'd like to go out on a second date.  I said yes.  NJINE MONTHS later he called.

Reminds me of Mum and Dad. But Dad had the best excuse in the world. He was working on board a passenger liner, and my daft Mum replied to his letter by land mail. Her letter followed him all  round the world, getting franked in every port his ship visited. .  Naturally, he assumed she'd lost interest 

So, what was PA's excuse?

[Queen Victoria]

He's going to get in touch soon, arrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

PA asked if I'd like to go out on a second date.  I said yes.  NJINE MONTHS later he called.

Reminds me of Mum and Dad. But Dad had the best excuse in the world. He was working on board a passenger liner, and my daft Mum replied to his letter by land mail. Her letter followed him all  round the world, getting franked in every port his ship visited. .  Naturally, he assumed she'd lost interest 

So, what was PA's excuse?

PA had never had a second date (honest).  He was on the shy side and when he asked for a second date before it never developed (not me, women in general), so he assumed that I was just being polite when I said yes I was interested.  He had a theory that if you're depressed you should hit bottom as quickly as you could so you could begin to feel better.

He was depressed that day and I was the axe that he thought would end his depression.  Poor man:

Hi, this is Tex.  I don't know if you remember me, but I asked you if you would like to go on a second date with me.  Would you like to see Tootsie?

Sure.

Poor man, never had a chance.

[Al Swearegen]

He's going to get in touch soon, arrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

PA asked if I'd like to go out on a second date.  I said yes.  NJINE MONTHS later he called.

Reminds me of Mum and Dad. But Dad had the best excuse in the world. He was working on board a passenger liner, and my daft Mum replied to his letter by land mail. Her letter followed him all  round the world, getting franked in every port his ship visited. .  Naturally, he assumed she'd lost interest 

So, what was PA's excuse?

PA had never had a second date (honest).  He was on the shy side and when he asked for a second date before it never developed (not me, women in general), so he assumed that I was just being polite when I said yes I was interested.  He had a theory that if you're depressed you should hit bottom as quickly as you could so you could begin to feel better.

He was depressed that day and I was the axe that he thought would end his depression.  Poor man:

Hi, this is Tex.  I don't know if you remember me, but I asked you if you would like to go on a second date with me.  Would you like to see Tootsie?

Sure.

Poor man, never had a chance.

I think he came out of that pretty well.

[Jack]

Reminds me of Mum and Dad. But Dad had the best excuse in the world. He was working on board a passenger liner, and my daft Mum replied to his letter by land mail. Her letter followed him all  round the world, getting franked in every port his ship visited. .  Naturally, he assumed she'd lost interest 

That's a great story.

[Walkie]

He's going to get in touch soon, arrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

PA asked if I'd like to go out on a second date.  I said yes.  NJINE MONTHS later he called.

Reminds me of Mum and Dad. But Dad had the best excuse in the world. He was working on board a passenger liner, and my daft Mum replied to his letter by land mail. Her letter followed him all  round the world, getting franked in every port his ship visited. .  Naturally, he assumed she'd lost interest 

So, what was PA's excuse?

PA had never had a second date (honest).  He was on the shy side and when he asked for a second date before it never developed (not me, women in general), so he assumed that I was just being polite when I said yes I was interested.  He had a theory that if you're depressed you should hit bottom as quickly as you could so you could begin to feel better.

He was depressed that day and I was the axe that he thought would end his depression.  Poor man:

Hi, this is Tex.  I don't know if you remember me, but I asked you if you would like to go on a second date with me.  Would you like to see Tootsie?

Sure.

Poor man, never had a chance.

I think he came out of that pretty well.

indeed

[odeon]

Reminds me of Mum and Dad. But Dad had the best excuse in the world. He was working on board a passenger liner, and my daft Mum replied to his letter by land mail. Her letter followed him all  round the world, getting franked in every port his ship visited. .  Naturally, he assumed she'd lost interest 

That's a great story.

Indeed.

[DirtDawg]

Wow, I can't believe you thought that avatar was me! Yes, he (was) one of the sexiest men.

I'm fine with talking about crushes, just not my current living situation.

Yes, I'm female.

I'm still waiting for my friend's friend to contact me. I don't know what he's told him about me. It's the third day since he forwarded my details, so I'd assume it'd be around today or tomorrow.

I hope it goes well. I could do with someone to replace the love of my parents.

I never thought you were your avatar image. I just had forgotten how "cute" George Michael was.

Anyway, I am not my avatar either. I am actually a lecherous sixty one year old (pretty damn good looking) man who just loves hot female guitar players, plus that particular image was chosen because it goes so well with the other drivel I have as siggy things in my profile area.

[Fun With Matches]

He didn't contact me.

I can't deal with this. I can't take people lying to me.

I feel like such a fucking idiot.

[Gopher Gary]

I'm still open to receiving n00dz, if it's any help.