Some of us got out just in time.
You wouldn't be interested in some hillbilly neighbors would you?
... or a South Texas "raised and hardened" redneck, maybe?
Good call, IQ!
I have been to Canada many times for a month or two at a time on some (musical) tours, but mostly in The Rockies, Alberta and British Columbia Provinces mostly.
Only been to Montreal and Toronto out east for short stays. Compared to all the other "big cities" I had been to, I was always impressed by how clean and new everything seemed to be.
Probably need to take a crash course in igloo construction.