So what has happened to the GLF??
I want to see some terrorist shit or something!!
No need for the terrorist shit , Mr Scapheap. Our hero, Gary has returned to the forum. Rejoice!!!!
Oh, and we have now taken over Ms Walkie's account. All of your bases are belong to us.
Gopher no. 2 (AKA the Boss), GLF
Where are you hiding Walkie, is she OK? Are the lot of you treating her well?
Ms Hyke, Walkie says she will come back very soon, just as soon as gophers 3 and 4 has finished learning her how to be a forum mole on ours behalf .
I is confused. Walkie looks even less like a mole we do, but that is what they said. And Gertrude has looked Walkie over and said Walkie is no Mata Hari, so no use her trying to butter up the boss. She was very clear about that, and showed Walkie all her teef.
I did ask Walkie if she wants to be a herd of cows instead of a mole, but she started tearing her hair out when I said that. So I fink that means “No”
All these animals is very confusing for Gwenny. But I is happy that Gary Gopher is OK, and the horrible, horrible Glitter is gone. That is the main fing.
We is all having a great big party with jelly and balloons popcorns and fings! Then we is going away, cos there is only room for one gopher, really and we is all happy he is back.
love,
Gwenny