Suicide methods

[Nomaken]

Fuck the helium.  Use nitros oxide.  It is a little harder to get(not impossible) but it is worth it.  You'll get high as hell, and then go to sleep and never wake up.

It is by far the most fun way to die.

[QuirkyCarla]

That sounds fun, Nomaken, but I have no idea where I'd get ahold of some.

For those who are worried, I think I'm going to be ok and I'm sorry I worried you.

[Litigious]

Why did you ask then? Out of curiosity? I gave you some advices, but I really don't want you to carry them out. But if you're determined to commit suicide, it would be better to really die than being a vegetable...

[QuirkyCarla]

yea and i was feeling really depressed and knowing of a method that is doable and would actually work would hopefully have made me feel less trapped (if that makes sense)
i'm most likely not going to do anything that drastic

[Litigious]

A gun is the easiest way, though. I have the means for all the other methods mentioned, but I wish I had at least a 9 mm pistol...

[Nomaken]

I know you aren't going to kill yourself. I am so willing to hand out the methods is because 1) I know how frustrating it is to start talking about suicide and have everyone around you go, "OMFG NO!".  and 2) because I know the trapped feeling.  But nitros oxide is available at paintball shops.  An alternative propellant to CO2 is nitros oxide.

If you were really hell bent to kill yourself you wouldn't need us telling you how, you'd figure out a way.  So I know you aren't so gung ho that upon finding an easy way you would immediately do it.

[El]

It's a good thing to know what will be lethal and what won't.  Probably kept me from attempting a couple times, just knowing there was nothing lethal in my house and all an OD or a razorblade (if I could ever get the damn thing out of its casing) would do is fuck me up.

BTW, on that topic, how do you get a razorblade out of a razor head?  Do you just smash the head?

[Litigious]

You can buy razorblades without the razor. They're available in hardware stores. Or carpet knives, like the morons used on 9/11. You can use really sharp kitchen knives as well.

And an OD of Vicodine will do, if you take many tablets enough.

[Nomaken]

Usually they have a method to replace them.  In tools that use razorblades you often unscrew a bolt in the tool which holds it in place.  But that is only if the razor is replacable.

Yeah but spare razors aren't in her house, and if the vicodin OD DOESNT work, it usually makes it VERY hard to make a second attempt.

[El]

Hence why I flushed the Vicodin- I knew THAT might kill me.

And I mean like Venus or Mach 3.  Is there a way to get at the blades? This is for a story I'm writing, veins freak me out so 99% of the time I don't have the capacity to off myself that way.

[Nomaken]

If I were so inclined to be suicidal, I don't think I could go without being amused if my failed attempt at suicide fucked something up that made it impossible to try again.  "God dammit, why the motor controls!  Meh! Guh!  Common!  All I need to do is plug in a god damn toaster and turn on the water, common!  Miss!  Dammit!"

I'd have to get a look at the razors.  Some razors have disposable unremovable blades.

[Litigious]

Hence why I flushed the Vicodin- I knew THAT might kill me.

And I mean like Venus or Mach 3.  Is there a way to get at the blades? This is for a story I'm writing, veins freak me out so 99% of the time I don't have the capacity to off myself that way.

Take a small screwdriver (a "precision" screwdriver) and just break the razor head. I've done it on occasions.

[Nomaken]

* Nomaken hobbles outside and talks to some school children.

"Hey!  Hey!  Can I have some help, i'm trying to kill myself and I can't plug in a goddamn toaster.  Can you give me a hand?  Hey, where you goin'?  Common, this is like 10 seconds of fucking work.  I think I have a snickers in the freezer you can have, common!"

[Nomaken]

Hmmm, that is an interesting story.  Somebody who is trying to kill himself but can't pull it off.  I think we could make a feature length film about that.

A slapstick comedy.

[Litigious]

But for fuck's sake! You live in America! If you want a gun, you can either buy it legally where you live or buy it in another state. Or you can buy it illegally for that matter. Illegal guns aren't that hard to find in the US either...