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Offline Nomaken

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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #75 on: January 10, 2007, 10:46:22 AM »
How about the not so vital organs?  (Man it pisses me off that I can't find far side comics)
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #76 on: January 10, 2007, 02:16:49 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 10, 2007, 10:11:05 AM

I wouldn't know, I haven't left earth yet.  I have to roam and post on Intensity until my Karma reaches a million, as punishment for my previous wickeness on the board.  If I reach a million, I can move on and be free.


Asw soon as you approach 1 million karma, I'll start gheying your karma to keep you here forever!!!
Bruuuuwwuhhhuhaaahaaahaa!!! :evillaugh: :evillaugh: >:D
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #77 on: January 10, 2007, 02:40:51 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 10, 2007, 08:31:46 AM
Quote from: Litigious on January 09, 2007, 03:47:25 PM
We're all so fuckíng good at suicide methods, and yet no-one has committed suicide after reading this thread, at least not that we know of.  :evillaugh:
I did!  I'm dead!  I'm posting as a ghost!

Quote from: Nomaken on January 09, 2007, 03:46:54 PM
Got a reference to a good movie.  And we learned where the aorta isn't.

A reference to another good movie:

"Your aorta is in your heart."

I love that movie too.
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #78 on: January 10, 2007, 02:55:46 PM »
Quote from: The One and Only Illustrious Scrapheap on January 10, 2007, 02:16:49 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 10, 2007, 10:11:05 AM

I wouldn't know, I haven't left earth yet.  I have to roam and post on Intensity until my Karma reaches a million, as punishment for my previous wickeness on the board.  If I reach a million, I can move on and be free.


Asw soon as you approach 1 million karma, I'll start gheying your karma to keep you here forever!!!
Bruuuuwwuhhhuhaaahaaahaa!!! :evillaugh: :evillaugh: >:D

I think a 1 million karma is impossible anyway.
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #79 on: January 10, 2007, 02:56:52 PM »
Not for a ghost!  :o
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #80 on: January 10, 2007, 02:57:47 PM »
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #81 on: January 10, 2007, 03:29:40 PM »
A poem by Dorothy Parker seems appropriate here:

Resume

Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
drugs cause cramp.

Guns aren't lawful,
nooses give,
Gas smells awful!
You might as well live!
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #82 on: January 10, 2007, 04:14:10 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on January 10, 2007, 03:29:40 PM
A poem by Dorothy Parker seems appropriate here:

Resume

Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
drugs cause cramp.

Guns aren't lawful,
nooses give,
Gas smells awful!
You might as well live!


 :laugh:
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #83 on: January 10, 2007, 04:58:55 PM »
Quote from: McJ_for_Mediator on January 10, 2007, 10:38:52 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 10, 2007, 10:32:32 AM
For what I can see of myself I look basically OK but kinda see-through.
can we kinda see your vital organs?

btw-how did you do it?

1.  Nope, sorry, they're on loan to friends.

2.  I found this gigantic icile haning from the roof of my house, so I set it up in the snow, climbed onto the roof of my house, jumped, and impaled myself on it.  You're the only one that knowns this, because it got warm right after and now nobody has any idea how the fuck I got so badly hurt from a two-story fall.

Quote from: Nomaken on January 10, 2007, 10:46:22 AM
How about the not so vital organs?  (Man it pisses me off that I can't find far side comics)

They're with my pianos.
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #84 on: January 13, 2007, 12:32:59 AM »
I really don't care any of You at all anymore.
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #85 on: January 13, 2007, 12:35:30 AM »
For Will never understand Me I can never understand You either.
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #86 on: January 13, 2007, 12:47:31 AM »
Quote from: kevv729 on January 13, 2007, 12:32:59 AM
I really don't care any of You at all anymore.
Quote from: kevv729 on January 13, 2007, 12:35:30 AM
For Will never understand Me I can never understand You either.
Combined with some of your other recent posts, this is getting worrying.
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #87 on: January 13, 2007, 12:49:48 AM »
Quote from: Fluffalizer on January 13, 2007, 12:47:31 AM
Quote from: kevv729 on January 13, 2007, 12:32:59 AM
I really don't care any of You at all anymore.
Quote from: kevv729 on January 13, 2007, 12:35:30 AM
For Will never understand Me I can never understand You either.
Combined with some of your other recent posts, this is getting worrying.

I agree. Whats wrong, kevv?
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #88 on: January 13, 2007, 12:57:06 AM »
I am tried of the BS around here.
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #89 on: January 13, 2007, 01:01:58 AM »
What are you referring to? I² in general, or something specific?
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