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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #60 on: January 09, 2007, 04:19:34 PM »
A sucess with 5 pages too. ;D
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #61 on: January 09, 2007, 04:23:13 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #62 on: January 09, 2007, 04:31:41 PM »
I dunno... I wouldn't want to call a reasonably on-topic suicide advise thread a success.  :-\
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #63 on: January 09, 2007, 04:49:03 PM »
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

Quote from: odeon on January 09, 2007, 04:31:41 PM
I dunno... I wouldn't want to call a reasonably on-topic suicide advise thread a success.  :-\

It was informative, there was some minor drama, and nobody died.  Sounds like a success to me.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #64 on: January 09, 2007, 04:57:47 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on January 09, 2007, 04:49:03 PM
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

Quote from: odeon on January 09, 2007, 04:31:41 PM
I dunno... I wouldn't want to call a reasonably on-topic suicide advise thread a success.  :-\

It was informative, there was some minor drama, and nobody died.  Sounds like a success to me.

You have a point. +
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #65 on: January 09, 2007, 09:26:42 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on January 09, 2007, 04:14:27 PM
Be glad that you live in the land of the free and the home of the brave, so that you can blow your brains out and don't have to use some cowardly European method.  8)

i wouldn't want to use a gun anyway and it's hard to get them legally in my state
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #66 on: January 10, 2007, 06:11:53 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 09, 2007, 09:26:42 PM
Quote from: Litigious on January 09, 2007, 04:14:27 PM
Be glad that you live in the land of the free and the home of the brave, so that you can blow your brains out and don't have to use some cowardly European method.  8)

i wouldn't want to use a gun anyway and it's hard to get them legally in my state

But they are easy to get in Vermont. You just go in and buy them, that's all. They in principle have the same gun law they had in 1791, when they accepted the Declaration of Independence. That's what I call a tradition.  8) But otherwise, that Vicodine method is very safe.
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #67 on: January 10, 2007, 08:31:46 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on January 09, 2007, 03:47:25 PM
We're all so fuckíng good at suicide methods, and yet no-one has committed suicide after reading this thread, at least not that we know of.  :evillaugh:
I did!  I'm dead!  I'm posting as a ghost!

Quote from: Nomaken on January 09, 2007, 03:46:54 PM
Got a reference to a good movie.  And we learned where the aorta isn't.

A reference to another good movie:

"Your aorta is in your heart."
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #68 on: January 10, 2007, 08:37:18 AM »
Tell us, PMSL, how is it on the other side?  8)
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #69 on: January 10, 2007, 10:02:45 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 10, 2007, 08:31:46 AM
I did!  I'm dead!  I'm posting as a ghost!



Are the Nightclubs in hell as good as I've heard??
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #70 on: January 10, 2007, 10:07:14 AM »
I heard the boiling sulfur drinks were for free there.  8)
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #71 on: January 10, 2007, 10:11:05 AM »
Quote from: The One and Only Illustrious Scrapheap on January 10, 2007, 10:02:45 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 10, 2007, 08:31:46 AM
I did!  I'm dead!  I'm posting as a ghost!



Are the Nightclubs in hell as good as I've heard??

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Right now it kind of sucks because I can't part my hair and be sure it looks OK; I don't have a reflection.  On the upside, I've scare dhte shit out of a few people I encountered.
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #72 on: January 10, 2007, 10:14:09 AM »
To the best of your knowledge are you a ghost that looks perfect and happy, or all fucked up from the moment of death like 6th sense?
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #73 on: January 10, 2007, 10:32:32 AM »
For what I can see of myself I look basically OK but kinda see-through.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #74 on: January 10, 2007, 10:38:52 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 10, 2007, 10:32:32 AM
For what I can see of myself I look basically OK but kinda see-through.
can we kinda see your vital organs?

btw-how did you do it?
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