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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2007, 08:56:08 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on January 09, 2007, 08:43:37 AM
But for fuck's sake! You live in America! If you want a gun, you can either buy it legally where you live or buy it in another state. Or you can buy it illegally for that matter. Illegal guns aren't that hard to find in the US either...
didn't you know that we have trees that grow guns and ammo?
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2007, 08:59:22 AM »
Quote from: McJ_for_Mediator on January 09, 2007, 08:56:08 AM
Quote from: Litigious on January 09, 2007, 08:43:37 AM
But for fuck's sake! You live in America! If you want a gun, you can either buy it legally where you live or buy it in another state. Or you can buy it illegally for that matter. Illegal guns aren't that hard to find in the US either...
didn't you know that we have trees that grow guns and ammo?

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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2007, 10:38:04 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on January 09, 2007, 08:38:57 AM
Hmmm, that is an interesting story.  Somebody who is trying to kill himself but can't pull it off.  I think we could make a feature length film about that.

A slapstick comedy.

It's been done, and it was a slapstick:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088794/

Worth watching, I find it quite funny.
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2007, 11:15:07 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2007, 10:38:04 AM
Quote from: Nomaken on January 09, 2007, 08:38:57 AM
Hmmm, that is an interesting story.  Somebody who is trying to kill himself but can't pull it off.  I think we could make a feature length film about that.

A slapstick comedy.

It's been done, and it was a slapstick:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088794/

Worth watching, I find it quite funny.


Great movie!

"Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew-up Ricky"   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #49 on: January 09, 2007, 11:24:09 AM »
I'd just either cut the artery in my neck...the jugular...or that one on the inside of the thigh. I knew someone who was watching some young woman's cam, when she undressed, sat down and slit the vein on her inner thigh and died in front of him on there.
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #50 on: January 09, 2007, 12:46:54 PM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 09, 2007, 11:24:09 AM
I'd just either cut the artery in my neck...the jugular...or that one on the inside of the thigh. I knew someone who was watching some young woman's cam, when she undressed, sat down and slit the vein on her inner thigh and died in front of him on there.

The jugular is a vein.  The artery in the neck is called the carotid artery.  My daughter had her right carotid artery cut to hook up to an ECMO machine to save her life when she was a baby.  Then they sewed it back up after they were able to wean her from the machine.
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #51 on: January 09, 2007, 02:19:04 PM »
ok. The caratid artery then lol. I don't tend to read up much on medical terminology.
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #52 on: January 09, 2007, 02:21:42 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2007, 10:38:04 AM
Quote from: Nomaken on January 09, 2007, 08:38:57 AM
Hmmm, that is an interesting story.  Somebody who is trying to kill himself but can't pull it off.  I think we could make a feature length film about that.

A slapstick comedy.

It's been done, and it was a slapstick:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088794/

Worth watching, I find it quite funny.

I love that movie!
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #53 on: January 09, 2007, 03:41:21 PM »
I officially regard this thread as a success.
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #54 on: January 09, 2007, 03:42:43 PM »
...because?
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #55 on: January 09, 2007, 03:46:54 PM »
Got a reference to a good movie.  And we learned where the aorta isn't.
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #56 on: January 09, 2007, 03:47:25 PM »
We're all so fuckíng good at suicide methods, and yet no-one has committed suicide after reading this thread, at least not that we know of.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #57 on: January 09, 2007, 04:04:08 PM »
Personally, I feel that killing myself would hurt the people who love me IRL.  And even at my worst moments of crisis, I never really considered it.  I am just to fucking stubborn and love life too much to give up now.  And finally, it would give too many assholes, twits, twats, fools, idiots, jerk offs, pompous arrogant SOB"s pleasure if I did! :evillaugh:  Besides, my life is too good right now to throw it away for some stupid reason! 8)  <rant over>
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #58 on: January 09, 2007, 04:08:29 PM »
Normally I feel like that, but occasionally I get really down...
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #59 on: January 09, 2007, 04:14:27 PM »
Be glad that you live in the land of the free and the home of the brave, so that you can blow your brains out and don't have to use some cowardly European method.  8)
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