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Offline "couldbecousin"

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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #150 on: January 28, 2017, 12:21:39 PM »
  Show them your silencer.  :coolguy:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #151 on: January 28, 2017, 12:22:43 PM »
  Play them your "Ave Satani" ringtone.  :flame:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #152 on: January 28, 2017, 09:05:35 PM »
Try to converse with her/him via smartphone, y'know, so you don't have to get your face away from it and talk to them physically.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #153 on: January 30, 2017, 12:55:28 PM »
Fart in his or her general direction.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #154 on: January 30, 2017, 04:44:45 PM »
Throw mentos in their diet coke.



Unless of course, it's turning out to be a really bad date. >:D
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #155 on: January 30, 2017, 05:23:37 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on January 30, 2017, 04:44:45 PM
Throw mentos in their diet coke.

*adds mentos to mental shopping list*
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