Self Pwnage

["couldbecousin"]

  Tell everybody how you have pwned yourself! 


  For starters, I made a similar thread, but I can't find it now because it's way down
  in the queue and I don't remember the keywords to type into the search engine. 
  So I had to make this new one.  Dumbass. 

["couldbecousin"]

  I made the first one to commemorate dropping my phone on my face.
   I've done it a few more times since. 

["couldbecousin"]

  I found out the laundry room is in use only after pulling all the covers off my bed. 

["couldbecousin"]

  I could have done the laundry earlier today, or earlier this week, but noooooooo. 

[Icequeen]

  I made the first one to commemorate dropping my phone on my face.
   I've done it a few more times since. 

I dropped the old phone into the toilet...twice.

It survived...but I learned my lesson.

I purposely bought a phone too big to stuff in my back pocket this time.

["couldbecousin"]

  My work buddy's phone fell out of the pocket of her chef coat and landed in a sink full of water.
  But she ended up getting a proper new one, with modern texting features, so it ended well! 

["couldbecousin"]

I dropped the old phone into the toilet...twice.

It survived...but I learned my lesson.

I purposely bought a phone too big to stuff in my back pocket this time.

  Did you put the old one in a container of rice to dry it out? 

[Icequeen]

I dropped the old phone into the toilet...twice.

It survived...but I learned my lesson.

I purposely bought a phone too big to stuff in my back pocket this time.

  Did you put the old one in a container of rice to dry it out? 

I took it completely apart and hit everything with a hair dryer.