i recommend getting the beer first, or you may be too lazy after you are drunk.
then when you order in, i recommend chinese.
Both good advice, but I don't even take my own advice...and it is too late...for both!
Almost done with the Jager. Drinking on an empty stomach is nice. I don't get lazy when I'm drunk. On a good day, I black out, and find my way home. On a bad day, I hit inanimate objects because hitting people involves the law. (Well, hitting those cars could have involved the law. It would have been funnier if the owners came outside.)
As for chinese, I kind of wanted to get some of that shit before I left this hellhole, but the Chinese places are already closed! I may just charge a hotel room to my parents' card tomorrow (They're paying my bills until I have a job. I'm currently a bit jaded so I'm taking advantage of that. Get over it. Better than when I spent their money on large quantities of pot.) so I can order some Chinese tomorrow. Maybe even get a case of beer and see if I can accomplish the mission, since the bitch of a neighbor apparently only wanted me to bone her when she was drunk. (I wasn't, and didn't realize her intentions for about a solid day...) She's gained some weight anyways, probably for the best.
Wow, I like that I can speak this freely here. Refreshing change from the concentration camp that several people here seem to have escaped. Maybe I'll have some fun over there in a few beers time. Wait...gotta get the beer first.
I think this post counts? I'm about half-cocked. If it doesn't, don't worry, I plan on finishing the job.