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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #270 on: June 06, 2007, 01:17:49 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 01:14:07 PM
serves him right for doing athletics with a drugged-up female, instead of trying to shag her straight away.  i've no sympathy at all.
maybe he took so many drugs he couldn't get it up, in the end.
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #271 on: June 06, 2007, 01:26:17 PM »
typo, love.  "her", not "the".
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #272 on: June 06, 2007, 01:26:31 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on June 06, 2007, 01:17:49 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 01:14:07 PM
serves him right for doing athletics with a drugged-up female, instead of trying to shag her straight away.  i've no sympathy at all.
maybe he took so many drugs he couldn't get it up, in the end.

Or maybe he cried too much because the girl wasn't peaguy and accidentally outed himself to her?
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #273 on: June 06, 2007, 07:00:50 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on June 06, 2007, 01:05:52 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 06, 2007, 12:58:42 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 12:48:28 PM
Quote from: richard on June 06, 2007, 12:19:16 PM
man i had a flipping dance party in my room last nite with a hot girl. i was on drugs

so must she have been.

Obviously not strong enough ones since he still didn't get laid. :laugh:
am i wrong?
but isn't getting the girl into your pad over half the battle won.

Many a time, one would think,
but seldom do they take me.
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #274 on: June 06, 2007, 07:39:56 PM »
Quote from: Blue Ball Of Light on June 04, 2007, 05:04:36 PM
braverly is the synonym for Lit.

Unfortunately, this is a bit late/untimely in reply, but it has to be said:  Did you mean braverly is the soul of Lit?
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #275 on: June 07, 2007, 08:21:51 AM »
i dunno what that means. i just meant he's so anti-cowardly he must be braverly.
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #276 on: June 07, 2007, 08:25:55 AM »
Sensicly said.
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #277 on: June 07, 2007, 08:27:50 AM »
Quote from: Blue Ball Of Light on June 07, 2007, 08:21:51 AM
i dunno what that means. i just meant he's so anti-cowardly he must be braverly.

:P  You're reading too much into it.  It was merely a horrible pun on the old adage "Brevity is the soul of wit."
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #278 on: June 07, 2007, 12:10:45 PM »
im pouring mah beer out on the curb as we speek :clap: :police:

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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #279 on: June 07, 2007, 01:35:22 PM »
Fuck you man.
I have to carry beer 40 mins. to get it
home. You're like those people who
throw away food, because their tired
of eating, or who burn oxygen that they
don't want to breathe.
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #280 on: June 07, 2007, 02:20:21 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 07, 2007, 01:35:22 PM
Fuck you man.
I have to carry beer 40 mins. to get it
home. You're like those people who
throw away food, because their tired
of eating, or who burn oxygen that they
don't want to breathe.

 :laugh:  classic!  :plus:
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #281 on: June 07, 2007, 04:04:49 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 07, 2007, 01:35:22 PM
Fuck you man.
I have to carry beer 40 mins. to get it
home. You're like those people who
throw away food, because their tired
of eating, or who burn oxygen that they
don't want to breathe.
i have no idea what yer talking about, seriously :laugh:
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #282 on: June 07, 2007, 04:05:44 PM »
Quote from: richard on June 07, 2007, 04:04:49 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 07, 2007, 01:35:22 PM
Fuck you man.
I have to carry beer 40 mins. to get it
home. You're like those people who
throw away food, because their tired
of eating, or who burn oxygen that they
don't want to breathe.
i have no idea what yer talking about, seriously :laugh:

It's hard for me to get alcohol.
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #283 on: June 07, 2007, 04:06:48 PM »
shame it's not hard for him to get oxygen.
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #284 on: June 07, 2007, 04:07:38 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 07, 2007, 04:05:44 PM
Quote from: richard on June 07, 2007, 04:04:49 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 07, 2007, 01:35:22 PM
Fuck you man.
I have to carry beer 40 mins. to get it
home. You're like those people who
throw away food, because their tired
of eating, or who burn oxygen that they
don't want to breathe.
i have no idea what yer talking about, seriously :laugh:
It's hard for me to get alcohol.
why?
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