drunk or drugged posting

[McGiver]

I'm currently attempting to work up a buzz from cheap beer. !!!GO DRUNKEN/DRUGGED POSTING!!!

i expect several nonsensical rants out of you.

*Fakes being shocked* From me?! What makes you think that? You've got some nerve, mister! You've got some korvhundnerve!

well, you've got some skitkorv.

[zer0]

Well, you've got some korvkorv!

[McGiver]

quick lit, i need some more swedish words that i can use to insult.

[zer0]

quick lit, i need some more swedish words that i can use to insult.

Try this one, it usually works for me:

Din morsa är en hora som knullar med döda älgar ute på E-4:an mitt i natten, trots mötande trafik. Jag träffade henne ute på krogen förra torsdan och hon sög av mig som tack för att jag stoppade en slant i jukeboxen.

[McGiver]

was is dat?

[Litigious]

In this case, it's like skitkorv².

[Litigious]

was is dat?

Oh, his insult: "Your mother is a hooker who fucks dead elchs on European road 4 (one of the main roads in Sweden), despite cars passing by. I met her in a bar last Thursday and she blew me as thanks for putting a coin into the jukebox."

[zer0]

Oh, his insult: "Your mother is a hooker who fucks dead elchs on European road 4 (one of the main roads in Sweden), despite cars passing by. I met her in a bar last Thursday and she blew me as thanks for putting a coin into the jukebox."

I'd choose "nickel" over "coin" but otherwise that was a very good translation!

[McGiver]

awesome.

that is such a great insult, i defer to yout excellence.

[Litigious]

He isn't the madest Swede after me on this forum for nothing. 

[McGiver]

i think he gives you a run for your money as the second madest swede.
odeon is tha maddest, what, with all this talk of peace and shit.

[Litigious]

Odeon would be considered pretty normal in Sweden, while Zer0 and I would be considered total morons, especially my opinion on guns would make me sound like a moron in Sweden. By the way, Odeon isn't a real Swede, he's a Finn. 

[McGiver]

i forgot.  the draft dodger.

[Litigious]

i forgot.  the draft dodger.

I dodged out from the military as well, but that was due to that: 1) I don't like taking orders. 2) Why would I give the Swedish military one year of my life, learning how to use guns to protect my country, when my country doesn't allow me to just buy a gun for my protection as a private citizen?

[McGiver]

i registere, but the draft never happened.
now, i am too old.