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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #90 on: March 29, 2007, 04:54:46 AM »
Quote from: zer0 on March 29, 2007, 04:51:39 AM
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Quote from: zer0 on March 29, 2007, 04:48:16 AM
I'm currently attempting to work up a buzz from cheap beer. !!!GO DRUNKEN/DRUGGED POSTING!!!

i expect several nonsensical rants out of you.

*Fakes being shocked* From me?! :o What makes you think that? You've got some nerve, mister! You've got some korvhundnerve!
well, you've got some skitkorv.
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #91 on: March 29, 2007, 04:57:17 AM »
Well, you've got some korvkorv!
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #92 on: March 29, 2007, 04:59:04 AM »
quick lit, i need some more swedish words that i can use to insult.
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #93 on: March 29, 2007, 05:02:40 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 04:59:04 AM
quick lit, i need some more swedish words that i can use to insult.

Try this one, it usually works for me:

Din morsa är en hora som knullar med döda älgar ute på E-4:an mitt i natten, trots mötande trafik. Jag träffade henne ute på krogen förra torsdan och hon sög av mig som tack för att jag stoppade en slant i jukeboxen.
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #94 on: March 29, 2007, 05:03:58 AM »
was is dat?
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #95 on: March 29, 2007, 05:05:20 AM »
In this case, it's like skitkorv2.
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #96 on: March 29, 2007, 05:08:20 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 05:03:58 AM
was is dat?

Oh, his insult: "Your mother is a hooker who fucks dead elchs on European road 4 (one of the main roads in Sweden), despite cars passing by. I met her in a bar last Thursday and she blew me as thanks for putting a coin into the jukebox."
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #97 on: March 29, 2007, 05:09:47 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 05:08:20 AM
Oh, his insult: "Your mother is a hooker who fucks dead elchs on European road 4 (one of the main roads in Sweden), despite cars passing by. I met her in a bar last Thursday and she blew me as thanks for putting a coin into the jukebox."

I'd choose "nickel" over "coin" but otherwise that was a very good translation! ;D
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #98 on: March 29, 2007, 05:57:22 AM »
awesome.

that is such a great insult, i defer to yout excellence.
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #99 on: March 29, 2007, 05:59:07 AM »
He isn't the madest Swede after me on this forum for nothing.  8)
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #100 on: March 29, 2007, 06:02:53 AM »
i think he gives you a run for your money as the second madest swede.
odeon is tha maddest, what, with all this talk of peace and shit.
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #101 on: March 29, 2007, 06:09:30 AM »
Odeon would be considered pretty normal in Sweden, while Zer0 and I would be considered total morons, especially my opinion on guns would make me sound like a moron in Sweden. By the way, Odeon isn't a real Swede, he's a Finn.  :o ;)
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #102 on: March 29, 2007, 06:10:23 AM »
i forgot.  the draft dodger.
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #103 on: March 29, 2007, 06:15:54 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 06:10:23 AM
i forgot.  the draft dodger.

I dodged out from the military as well, but that was due to that: 1) I don't like taking orders. 2) Why would I give the Swedish military one year of my life, learning how to use guns to protect my country, when my country doesn't allow me to just buy a gun for my protection as a private citizen?
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Re: drunk or drugged posting
« Reply #104 on: March 29, 2007, 08:10:18 AM »
i registere, but the draft never happened.
now, i am too old.
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