Two old men behaving like 5-year olds, or at least one of them, and fighting on an internet forum is...boring.
I am rooting for the middle finger wielding Hello Kitty!
Two, not Too.
The metal worker has to correct the grammar of the college graduate. 
Corrected. Nice catch. Typing on an iPad is annoying and I misspell a lot. I try to catch everything and often fix my own posts later when I see mistakes I missed. Pretty sad given 9 years of higher education and a bunch of advanced degrees. For what it is worth, Apple has also fucked up a lot of the interaction between fields like these and how you can move around, check for errors, correct errors, and just efficiently use them. It seems every iOS updates it gets worse, especially the copy, paste, and other associated functions. My blurry vision ain't helping either.
Can't use the larger page of emoticons, for instance. Have to get out of the field to get the emoticons available above it to work. Just annoying. Oh...and if you misspell a word, but iOS can't figure it out or chooses three wrong fixes, you can't get the "cursor" to move into the right spot in the word to make the correction. It will only select the whole misspelled word and highlight it red. At least not easier than it is to just delete the word and retype it from scratch.
ponds from now on.