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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2007, 08:25:35 PM »
sex and children running around!
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2007, 08:37:18 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on January 08, 2007, 08:25:35 PM
sex and children running around!

I was in that situation once...
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2007, 01:35:31 AM »
It's doable but you have to come up with something clever to keep the kid(s) busy.
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2007, 01:46:04 AM »
Yeah, it sucks when they stand there and cry because mummy likes the strange man better than them.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2007, 01:52:15 AM »
Um, sometimes the strange man is their dad... :P
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2007, 02:08:06 AM »
Quote from: odeon on January 09, 2007, 01:35:31 AM
It's doable but you have to come up with something clever to keep the kid(s) busy.

It never really works.  They stay busy and distracted just long enough to pound on the locked door at the most inconvenient times.   :laugh:
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2007, 06:03:37 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on January 09, 2007, 02:08:06 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 09, 2007, 01:35:31 AM
It's doable but you have to come up with something clever to keep the kid(s) busy.

It never really works.  They stay busy and distracted just long enough to pound on the locked door at the most inconvenient times.   :laugh:

Or start crying when you tell them to stay downstairs as you hear them come up the stairs.  Killed that mood pretty damn fast!
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2007, 01:44:52 PM »
There are few sensations that match looking your wife in the eye and feeling someone tickle the bottom of your foot.
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2007, 11:00:58 AM »
Arguing and smiling.  When I do them at the same time, you KNOW you're fucked.
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2007, 08:43:52 PM »
Having sex and drinking alcohol.

I always get whiskey dick.
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2007, 10:32:32 PM »
Taking a sedative and a laxative. 
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2007, 06:21:01 AM »
Woulldn' that help to calm you down, about shittting your pants?
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2007, 07:23:09 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on March 17, 2007, 10:32:32 PM
Taking a sedative and a laxative. 

not to hit a touchy subject here, but you like taking laxatives?
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2007, 07:58:47 PM »
It is not a touchy subject. I have taken laxatives in the past when I couldn't....go, also when I took iron tablets and I couldn't.... go then, either.
I remember taking them and thinking I wanted something to help me sleep as well. Then thought that would not be a good idea!
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2007, 06:58:26 AM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 16, 2007, 08:43:52 PM
Having sex and drinking alcohol.

I always get whiskey dick.

You need a viagra chaser.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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