Oh couldbe sweetie, you aren't REALLY so daft as to....well...that^
My old man is FOREVER whining about the volume of my music, yabbering on at me to turn it down, and being an impatient prick at that, keeps going on at me if I am actually in the middle of lowering the volume, and is never satisfied either, and to top it off with a creamy mountain of freshly whipped tosspot, keeps moaning and whining like a little 5 year old brat who's just been told by mom that no, he cannot have more sweeties before you have eaten your tea, whining like a bitch because I use the volume setting in youtube, and not the master setting on the computer.
Unfortunately I am stuck using his laptop atm, that he doesn't use, otherwise, I would have told him to shut his trap or he isn't getting so much as a thousandth of a decibel down. And if he kept on, I would turn it up. Oh, and tell him to eff off:P