If it was a choice between one or the other I'd far rather have boris johnson than theresa may-be the antichrist.
I was absolutely mortified when that virulent old monster managed to infect It's way into power. It shouldn't be anywhere NEAR power. Not unless that power comes in the form of a thunderbolt, chucked by Zeus his wrathful self; in order to wipe this particular turd streak from the toilet-seat of existence.
This CREATURE is a baneful, malignant, fungating tumor that should by rights never have managed to have extricated Itself from the fermenting, bubbling creeping ooze at the bottom of Tartarus formed from the countless aeons of every time some warped, nightmarish abomination from the abyss squatted over the edge of the Pit when it needed to take a dirty great wet semi-digested tormented-sinner-shart and let one drop. And a terrible, awful thing to have befallen the country. Theresa Merde is a tragedy for england, in fact a sad fate for all the UK, and for that matter, the northern hemisphere. The one and only thing I credit It with, IF It's words are true, should 'truth' be a word It could even WRITE (and no, marks gouged in the table upon which the paper rests using claw, serrated, hooked squid-beak or forked tongue do not count!!). Must be difficult to hold a pencil with tentacles for that matter. Would be It's 'promise' (ha ha ha, very funny. Or would be if the joke weren't on us) that 'brexit means brexit'
If It keeps It's shriekin...ahem...It's word, sorry; that is. For some reason I am not overflowing with confidence.
And as for that pathetic, fucked up, overbearing, moronically ill-thought out psychoactives bill, that is, aside from being so poorly thought out that its not worth the paper I'd use to wipe my arsehole with after taking a shite, it is WRONG, and a major violation of civil rights.