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Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
« on: June 08, 2016, 08:17:39 PM »
I want those rivers to start posting.  :orly: I don't know what thoserivers personality is like so I will try to appeal to every orifice.




Please, please, pretty please, thoserivers, please start posting. I'm so very sad you don't post. :emosad:

This forum needs more active members, and it's your duty to contribute to the survival of this forum. You are needed!!  :roses:

There may or may not be freshly baked pastries available to actively posting members.  :drool:

What's the matter with you, you lurking little twat, do I have to reach through the screen and drag you in here?   :fuckyeahdance:

This place isn't nearly as bad as it smells, it's true.  :poop:

There is a b00bz thread, if you happen to like b00bz. :bounce:

If you don't like b00bz, Jack can direct you various scattered penis photos.  :penis:

There may or may not be sweaty gopher n00ds exchanged with actively posting members.  :hamsterwheel:

I would like you to be my new special interest, and you seem like the type who would be hip to that sort of thing.   :hahaha:

I may or may not create a new thread each year celebrating the dawn of your existence.  :cake:

I may or may not cast an evil spell on you if you don't start posting.  :bodie:

Joining the conversation after a year-and-a-half of lurking will show how brave you can be.  :viking:

You may or may not be greeted with open acceptance.  :grouphug:

So what say ye, thoserivers?   :MLA:





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Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2016, 08:53:13 AM »
  I think thoserivers ought to beware the gopher.
   Gophers are vermin and they can be rabid too!   :runaway: :GA:
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Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2016, 11:34:54 AM »
I think the gopher should be tested.

I had rabies shots once...they weren't fun.

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Hi thoserivers!

Most of us don't bite...although some of us like to on occasion. 

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Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2016, 01:40:14 PM »
Make it so!  :plus: :plus: :plus: :plus: :plus:

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Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2016, 03:49:08 PM »
Yes. Thoserivers should post. Am wondering what the username thoserivers means.

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Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2016, 04:57:21 PM »
thoserivers is a coward  :CanofWorms:

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Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2016, 06:00:33 PM »
Yes. Thoserivers should post. Am wondering what the username thoserivers means.

  It's a way to differentiate from these rivers.  :zoinks:
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Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2016, 06:04:03 PM »
Probably a spambot!   
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Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2016, 06:35:15 PM »
Odeon wont let me have a spambot.  >:(
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Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2016, 06:37:05 PM »
Odeon wont let me have a spambot.  >:(

  Don't you have enough stuff already, you greedy little furball?  :spank:
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Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2016, 06:38:31 PM »
I'm special and I expect special treatment.  >:(
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Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2016, 06:40:34 PM »
I'm special and I expect special treatment.  >:(

    Taxidermy is special. :trollskull:
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Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2016, 06:58:59 PM »
I want my own pet spambot.  >:(
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Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2016, 10:40:09 AM »
I want my own pet spambot.  >:(

I thought you WERE a spambot  :dunno:

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Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2016, 09:26:03 PM »
Odeon wont let me have a spambot.  >:(

Damn it Gary! You're too spoiled  :zoinks:

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