Who says I WAS focusing solely on the lord chief dipshit scrotum-embezzler on high?
Personally where politicians are concerned, I'd perfectly happily nail the lot of them to a (dead, so as not to damage the environment too much nor deprive wildlife of a habitat) tree, by the tongue and eyelids, cover them in the cheapest fuel to be found, my misc. assorted morass of used nonpolar slops would be perfect, then light the bastards up like a wanker-shaped
fuckin' christmas tree. Kill two kinds of bird with one stone, one being a noxious pack of parasitic liars, thieves, cheats and generalized subhuman slime. The other being all the assorted used solvent waste goes bye-bye without having to dispose of it by taking everything for disposal, or recycling everything via painstaking distillation etc. rather than throwing it. I do for expensive or hard to obtain solvents yes, but for naptha, benzene, tolly, xylene, acetone and the like, as well as used THF and ether. ESPECIALLY the latter two, fuck recycling ether. It likes to form peroxides in storage over time, so should be used soon after buying, or at least regularly tested for peroxides and if present decomposing them carefully. Old ether, THF, dioxane, diisopropyl ether etc. are plain scary, as there have been a fair few scary tales of uni labs and the like that have left somewhere, to be found later, a can of ether or similar, to get all old and crusty round the cap with peroxides and hydroperoxides. The moment such a thing be opened or subjected to a little friction or mechanical shock, going off like a bomb.
Lol makes me think of a picture of such an event I once saw. Cause a mangy can of either diethyl or diisopropyl ether (diisopropyl is for some reason one of the worst offenders for peroxidation and kablooeyness) in a fridge, that when disturbed, went off. The result was the entire FRIDGE getting blasted straight up, through the ceiling, and being found in tiny pieces when those responsible for the labs running were able to examine ground zero.
Which was unsurprisingly, a more effective way to make sure a scientist refrains from trying to save a few notes by being too stingy to buy fresh ether when more is needed. Or it certainly should be!
