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Where do dead babies come from?

The dead stork
When a dead mommy and a dead daddy love each other very much.....
Dead babies have always been here. They are like the matter in the universe.
From the dead baby store
They are defective products from the regular baby store.
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Offline QuéOnda

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Where do dead babies come from?
« on: March 19, 2016, 11:52:16 AM »
Where do dead babies come from? It is one of the great mysteries of life, isn't it?
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Re: Where do dead babies come from?
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2016, 02:48:03 AM »
Another attempt at that elusive thing called humour?
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Re: Where do dead babies come from?
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2016, 04:56:36 AM »
Microwave?
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Re: Where do dead babies come from?
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2016, 08:55:34 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 20, 2016, 02:48:03 AM
Another attempt at that elusive thing called humour?
Dead baby jokes are funny, but there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.
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Re: Where do dead babies come from?
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2016, 10:13:14 AM »
Quote from: Jack on March 20, 2016, 08:55:34 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 20, 2016, 02:48:03 AM
Another attempt at that elusive thing called humour?
Dead baby jokes are funny, but there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

This wasn't funny, just... sort of sad.
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Re: Where do dead babies come from?
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2016, 10:15:14 AM »
Never mind;
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Re: Where do dead babies come from?
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2016, 10:34:31 AM »
Was it really that big of a flop?
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Re: Where do dead babies come from?
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2016, 10:35:11 AM »
Yes.
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Re: Where do dead babies come from?
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2016, 11:53:22 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 20, 2016, 10:13:14 AM
Quote from: Jack on March 20, 2016, 08:55:34 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 20, 2016, 02:48:03 AM
Another attempt at that elusive thing called humour?
Dead baby jokes are funny, but there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

This wasn't funny, just... sort of sad.
Dead babies come from under dead cabbage leaves. See, it's a wasted joke; too much in a short span of time to be appreciated the way it should be. 
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Re: Where do dead babies come from?
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2016, 02:09:30 PM »
Quote from: Jack on March 20, 2016, 11:53:22 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 20, 2016, 10:13:14 AM
Quote from: Jack on March 20, 2016, 08:55:34 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 20, 2016, 02:48:03 AM
Another attempt at that elusive thing called humour?
Dead baby jokes are funny, but there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

This wasn't funny, just... sort of sad.
Dead babies come from under dead cabbage leaves. See, it's a wasted joke; too much in a short span of time to be appreciated the way it should be.

You're just not funny.  :hahaha:
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Re: Where do dead babies come from?
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2016, 02:09:55 PM »
Quote from: QuéOnda on March 20, 2016, 10:34:31 AM
Was it really that big of a flop?

Dead babies come from Uranus.  :zoinks:
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Re: Where do dead babies come from?
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2016, 09:52:23 AM »
I guess this is one of those things that sounded better in my mind. I'm beginning to see why this was a bad idea.
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Re: Where do dead babies come from?
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2016, 10:59:39 AM »
Aspies aren't funny  :M
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Re: Where do dead babies come from?
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2016, 11:28:46 AM »
Quote from: Hubert, Esq. on March 22, 2016, 10:59:39 AM
Aspies aren't funny  :M

What about Dan Aykroyd? He's and aspie.
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Re: Where do dead babies come from?
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2016, 05:04:46 PM »
If one won't stop crying and I'm in the same room as it...That's where dead babies come from.  :autism: :heisenberg:
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