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Re: CBC Advice Thread
« Reply #60 on: March 22, 2016, 05:55:08 AM »
Quote from: WolFish on March 21, 2016, 09:02:52 AM
Where should we put the CBC birthday week celebration thread? I'm torn between Games and Free for All.

  It doesn't matter.  Wherever you like.  :)
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Re: CBC Advice Thread
« Reply #61 on: March 24, 2016, 12:09:54 PM »
  Don't do laundry on your birthday.  To hell with that!   :fuckyeahdance:
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Re: CBC Advice Thread
« Reply #62 on: March 24, 2016, 02:32:21 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 24, 2016, 12:09:54 PM
  Don't do laundry on your birthday.  To hell with that!   :fuckyeahdance:

Yes, and make sure you stink like an eunuch the day after. Party hard, dear Weeble.
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Re: CBC Advice Thread
« Reply #63 on: March 24, 2016, 05:07:41 PM »
Why would a eunuch stink?
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Re: CBC Advice Thread
« Reply #64 on: March 24, 2016, 05:29:20 PM »
Quote from: Jack on March 24, 2016, 05:07:41 PM
Why would a eunuch stink?

I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.

They couldn't stop pissing themselves  :zombiefuck:

Gross, but true :laugh:
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Re: CBC Advice Thread
« Reply #65 on: March 24, 2016, 05:39:41 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on March 24, 2016, 05:29:20 PM
Quote from: Jack on March 24, 2016, 05:07:41 PM
Why would a eunuch stink?

I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.

They couldn't stop pissing themselves  :zombiefuck:

Gross, but true :laugh:
:laugh:
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Re: CBC Advice Thread
« Reply #66 on: March 24, 2016, 06:28:52 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on March 24, 2016, 05:29:20 PM
Quote from: Jack on March 24, 2016, 05:07:41 PM
Why would a eunuch stink?

I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.

They couldn't stop pissing themselves  :zombiefuck:

Gross, but true :laugh:

Yes, depended on how "thorough" the emasculating had been. Sometimes it was "just" the balls, sometimes the penis too, sometimes the owners let their servants be castrated so deep that they lost all control about their bladder.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: CBC Advice Thread
« Reply #67 on: March 25, 2016, 05:37:53 AM »
  I had a nice dinner out with friends.  I'm happy to report that I still smell lovely.  :M :P
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Re: CBC Advice Thread
« Reply #68 on: March 28, 2016, 01:01:39 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 24, 2016, 06:28:52 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on March 24, 2016, 05:29:20 PM
Quote from: Jack on March 24, 2016, 05:07:41 PM
Why would a eunuch stink?

I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.

They couldn't stop pissing themselves  :zombiefuck:

Gross, but true :laugh:

Yes, depended on how "thorough" the emasculating had been. Sometimes it was "just" the balls, sometimes the penis too, sometimes the owners let their servants be castrated so deep that they lost all control about their bladder.


I didn't want to know this. :zombiefuck:
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Re: CBC Advice Thread
« Reply #69 on: March 28, 2016, 01:21:26 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 28, 2016, 01:01:39 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 24, 2016, 06:28:52 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on March 24, 2016, 05:29:20 PM
Quote from: Jack on March 24, 2016, 05:07:41 PM
Why would a eunuch stink?

I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.

They couldn't stop pissing themselves  :zombiefuck:

Gross, but true :laugh:

Yes, depended on how "thorough" the emasculating had been. Sometimes it was "just" the balls, sometimes the penis too, sometimes the owners let their servants be castrated so deep that they lost all control about their bladder.


I didn't want to know this. :zombiefuck:

Welcome into the world of the adults.
A life packed with things you did not want to know.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: CBC Advice Thread
« Reply #70 on: March 28, 2016, 05:13:39 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 28, 2016, 01:01:39 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 24, 2016, 06:28:52 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on March 24, 2016, 05:29:20 PM
Quote from: Jack on March 24, 2016, 05:07:41 PM
Why would a eunuch stink?

I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.

They couldn't stop pissing themselves  :zombiefuck:

Gross, but true :laugh:

Yes, depended on how "thorough" the emasculating had been. Sometimes it was "just" the balls, sometimes the penis too, sometimes the owners let their servants be castrated so deep that they lost all control about their bladder.


I didn't want to know this. :zombiefuck:

On the other hand, it might be useful to casually drop into a conversation with your daughter's boyfriend.   :fatchef:
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Re: CBC Advice Thread
« Reply #71 on: March 29, 2016, 01:49:33 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 28, 2016, 05:13:39 PM
Quote from: odeon on March 28, 2016, 01:01:39 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 24, 2016, 06:28:52 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on March 24, 2016, 05:29:20 PM
Quote from: Jack on March 24, 2016, 05:07:41 PM
Why would a eunuch stink?

I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.

They couldn't stop pissing themselves  :zombiefuck:

Gross, but true :laugh:

Yes, depended on how "thorough" the emasculating had been. Sometimes it was "just" the balls, sometimes the penis too, sometimes the owners let their servants be castrated so deep that they lost all control about their bladder.


I didn't want to know this. :zombiefuck:

On the other hand, it might be useful to casually drop into a conversation with your daughter's boyfriend.   :fatchef:

"Hey, did you know that...?" :laugh:
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Re: CBC Advice Thread
« Reply #72 on: March 29, 2016, 03:00:29 PM »
  "TIL on the internet that ..."   :zoinks:
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Re: CBC Advice Thread
« Reply #73 on: March 01, 2017, 04:26:54 PM »
  Try stealing the tip I learned on a housekeeping message board:  Set a timer for 8 minutes and work
  for just that little bit of time.  If you dread marathon cleaning, working in mini-sessions might help!
  You can do anything for 8 minutes, right?  Well, some things.  Not everything.  At least I can't.  :situp:
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Re: CBC Advice Thread
« Reply #74 on: March 01, 2017, 07:29:20 PM »
If I could only do eight minutes of dishes at a time I'd never get anywhere.
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