Finally got the guy from the shop to replace the timer on my "new" (to me) washer so hopefully it stops pissing on the clothes at the end of the spin cycle.
I could put it on another cycle to spin stuff out, so it wasn't a dealbreaker, just a PITA.
Now to use the hell out of it and see if it behaves, his diagnosis did not match my diagnosis. But I kept my mouth shut since it is still under warranty and he's a pro at this...right?