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Offline WolFish

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Re: Mouse (and other Pest) Wars
« Reply #150 on: November 21, 2016, 09:27:26 AM »
We are expecting company as we are having our first snowstorm. Nothing over the weekend but it was warm.
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Re: Mouse (and other Pest) Wars
« Reply #151 on: November 21, 2016, 07:15:43 PM »
Quote from: WolFish on November 21, 2016, 09:27:26 AM
We are expecting company as we are having our first snowstorm. Nothing over the weekend but it was warm.

Am I invited too?  :zoinks:
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Re: Mouse (and other Pest) Wars
« Reply #152 on: November 21, 2016, 07:56:41 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 21, 2016, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: WolFish on November 21, 2016, 09:27:26 AM
We are expecting company as we are having our first snowstorm. Nothing over the weekend but it was warm.

Am I invited too?  :zoinks:

  Yes, there's a special trap just for you! :trollface:
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Re: Mouse (and other Pest) Wars
« Reply #153 on: November 21, 2016, 08:04:44 PM »
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on November 21, 2016, 07:56:41 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 21, 2016, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: WolFish on November 21, 2016, 09:27:26 AM
We are expecting company as we are having our first snowstorm. Nothing over the weekend but it was warm.

Am I invited too?  :zoinks:

  Yes, there's a special trap just for you! :trollface:

I hope it has potato chips in it.  :zoinks:
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Re: Mouse (and other Pest) Wars
« Reply #154 on: November 21, 2016, 10:41:59 PM »
If I catch you, I'll release you rump first into a snowbank.
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Re: Mouse (and other Pest) Wars
« Reply #155 on: November 22, 2016, 05:37:53 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 21, 2016, 10:41:59 PM
If I catch you, I'll release you rump first into a snowbank.

  You hear that, gopher?  You're gonna be in MY house!    :snowman:
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Re: Mouse (and other Pest) Wars
« Reply #156 on: November 22, 2016, 05:41:17 AM »
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on November 22, 2016, 05:37:53 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 21, 2016, 10:41:59 PM
If I catch you, I'll release you rump first into a snowbank.

  You hear that, gopher?  You're gonna be in MY house!    :snowman:

  Whoops, I guess the gopher's already in the snow!  Serves ya right!   :snowman:
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Re: Mouse (and other Pest) Wars
« Reply #157 on: November 22, 2016, 06:07:44 AM »
  Well, the screaming across the hall happened about 30 hours ago, and I've seen no signs of mousage
  in my apartment since then, so I think this may have been a lone wanderer, probably frightened
  off the property by the shrillness of my neighbors' hysterical voices.  But I shall remain vigilant!  :police:
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Re: Mouse (and other Pest) Wars
« Reply #158 on: November 22, 2016, 06:09:51 PM »
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on November 22, 2016, 05:37:53 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 21, 2016, 10:41:59 PM
If I catch you, I'll release you rump first into a snowbank.

  You hear that, gopher?  You're gonna be in MY house!    :snowman:

Are there potato chips at your house?  :zoinks:
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Re: Mouse (and other Pest) Wars
« Reply #159 on: November 23, 2016, 02:55:04 AM »
Mice don't like cough drops. I left one on my bed and over the weekend the paper got shredded but the cough drop was intact. halls honey lemon.
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Re: Mouse (and other Pest) Wars
« Reply #160 on: November 23, 2016, 06:36:10 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 22, 2016, 06:09:51 PM
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on November 22, 2016, 05:37:53 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 21, 2016, 10:41:59 PM
If I catch you, I'll release you rump first into a snowbank.

  You hear that, gopher?  You're gonna be in MY house!    :snowman:

Are there potato chips at your house?  :zoinks:

  No, but I do have a big frying pan! :fatchef:
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Re: Mouse (and other Pest) Wars
« Reply #161 on: November 24, 2016, 10:12:01 AM »
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on November 23, 2016, 06:36:10 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 22, 2016, 06:09:51 PM
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on November 22, 2016, 05:37:53 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 21, 2016, 10:41:59 PM
If I catch you, I'll release you rump first into a snowbank.

  You hear that, gopher?  You're gonna be in MY house!    :snowman:

Are there potato chips at your house?  :zoinks:

  No, but I do have a big frying pan! :fatchef:
That would make a very small thanksgivings dinner.
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Re: Mouse (and other Pest) Wars
« Reply #162 on: November 24, 2016, 10:12:52 AM »
  Now that I have an actual mouse in the apartment again, I don't need the gopher. :trollskull:
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Re: Mouse (and other Pest) Wars
« Reply #163 on: November 24, 2016, 10:19:20 AM »
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on November 24, 2016, 10:12:52 AM
  Now that I have an actual mouse in the apartment again, I don't need the gopher. :trollskull:

Mice want to have their share of your Thanksgiving dinner.
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Re: Mouse (and other Pest) Wars
« Reply #164 on: November 24, 2016, 10:20:27 AM »
Quote from: 'andersom' on November 24, 2016, 10:19:20 AM
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on November 24, 2016, 10:12:52 AM
  Now that I have an actual mouse in the apartment again, I don't need the gopher. :trollskull:

Mice want to have their share of your Thanksgiving dinner.

  Joke's on them.  I'm eating at a friend's house.  ;)
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