A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
My god, I fucking hate text speak anyway but allowing it in exams is insane. I wonder if they've come up with this idea as one of these 'school is cool' gimmicks or if they've actually had kids handing in work with text speak
its the greatest thing since....ebonics.
Quote from: McJagger on January 04, 2007, 12:24:04 PMits the greatest thing since....ebonics.Hear that, Faggs? Idolence is okay in New Zealand when it comes to the English language in public education.
Quote from: peegai on January 04, 2007, 12:25:31 PMQuote from: McJagger on January 04, 2007, 12:24:04 PMits the greatest thing since....ebonics.Hear that, Faggs? Idolence is okay in New Zealand when it comes to the English language in public education.perhaps i should move there and stay off the Net.
Quote from: McJagger on January 04, 2007, 12:27:57 PMQuote from: peegai on January 04, 2007, 12:25:31 PMQuote from: McJagger on January 04, 2007, 12:24:04 PMits the greatest thing since....ebonics.Hear that, Faggs? Idolence is okay in New Zealand when it comes to the English language in public education.perhaps i should move there and stay off the Net.Who knows? Maybe you'll get a fancy degree there at this rate!
The European Commission has just announced an agreementwhereby English will be the official language of the EU rather thanGerman which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations,Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had someroom for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan thatwould be known as "Euro-English".In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make thesivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour ofthe"k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 lessletter.There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when thetroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like"fotograf" 20% shorter.In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan beekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes arepossible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters,which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agrethat the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful,and they should go away.By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan bedropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors beaplid to ozer kombinations of leters.After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mortrubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Zedrem vil finali kum tru!
Reminds me of an old 'net classic:QuoteThe European Commission has just announced an agreementwhereby English will be the official language of the EU rather thanGerman which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations,Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had someroom for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan thatwould be known as "Euro-English".In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make thesivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour ofthe"k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 lessletter.There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when thetroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like"fotograf" 20% shorter.In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan beekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes arepossible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters,which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agrethat the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful,and they should go away.By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan bedropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors beaplid to ozer kombinations of leters.After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mortrubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Zedrem vil finali kum tru!
