Back when I used to live in Brokeback Mountain, Connecticut... I used to have two friends who I used to play video games with and jerked off together. Not always at the same time, ya know what I mean? But anyways, Rambo and Howard are claiming that I took all of the money from Project 7, which is a bold faced lie, ya know! I gave Rambo 50% of all of the profits from working on that series. And Respect the Pact never asked me for any money whatsoever, but Rambo and Howard probably put words in their mouths and now they're all saying that I pocketed everything and bought a bunch of statues and a BMW. WHAT?!?
Dude, do you know how hard it was to stand in front of the camera and talk for 30+ minutes!?! It was VERY stressful, ya know! John and Howard didn't want to play Mario Party with me, that's why my girlfriend PandaLeeanna played that game with me, ya know what I mean?!? I mean, god damn is John Rambo the biggest backstabber in the whole fucking world! Ya kno what I meen?!?
And now, because of that SLANDEROUS video, I'm going to lose all of my business and my gout has gotten far worse as a result! Thanks a lot, Rambo, ya fucking mentally ill detractor! I'm going to talk to my lawyer and we'll see about taking all of them reuploads down and hold you accountable for the horrible lies you and Howard have completely made up about ME!
All of my fans please go watch every single video I have ever done and stop taking me for GRANTED! Please please please give a dollar to my Paytreeon so that I can get some foot medicine, OKAY!?! And don't listen to what my sociopathic detractors say about me canceling my fan collab videos, I never promised anything, period! And I'm totally not pocketing any money, it's that all of these copyright strikes have KILLED my business and I'm living on Paytreeon money now, ya kno what I mean?! Be an intelligent human being and watch my videos, ya know? Thanks for watch, see you tommorrow for some quality gameplay of Fallgout 4, see yall on the dark syde!
"Is she gone yet?"