Is there cheap property in Wales or someplace like that??
It's too bad you don't live in the US, there's still cheap property to be found, especially in the west.
I can rent a 3 bedroom house on a couple acres of property around here for about $750 a month. 
There's places around here where you can rent gorgeous apartments or houses for cheap... you'll have to board up the windows, but, you know,
cheap.