So where do you live? What do you do for a living? Any kids, cats, dogs, etc?
I live just outside of a small village in Worcestershire, UK.
I am a DBA for an American financial services company. DBA stands for Database and then some word beginning with A. Could be Admin or Analyst or something like that. No one told me when I started the job and now it's been so long I daren't ask. So I "admin" a database. Or "analyse" one. It's difficult to tell.
Kids, yes. Eldest is 22 and has given me a grand kid already. Several other male brood of varying sizes frequent the upper story of my house and shout for food regularly. I am informed one of them is now a ladies hairdresser of some repute. The other is a small angry Asperger.
My Cat died.
My dog is Patterdale/Plummer cross and is the killer of rodents. The rats in the nearby stables worship her as death and sacrifice their eldest and slowest to her. She brings them to me as offerings.
etc? I have a lot of etc.