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Oklahoma Jackpot Winner Dies After Gold Plating His TesticlesJustin Reiter from Tulsa, Oklahoma , died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate an astonishing $598,556 jackpot win.According to friends, the 27-year-old was enamored with the 2002 movie comedy Goldmember—an Austin Powers parody of the Bond movie Goldfinger in which Powers is hunting a criminal mastermind who colors his victims' man parts in gold.Justin started by painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, but quickly decided that a simple coloring wasn't enough: he needed to take it to the next level, he needed the real gold. To complete the makeshift operation, Reiter used a professional automotive gold plater that he borrowed from a garage. Unfortunately in the twelve hours following the procedure, Justing encountered a series of health issues that ultimately led to his death.Autopsy reports shows that the actual cause of death was lead-based paint poisoning.Dr Ian Joseffson of the Oklahoma Community Hospital warns of a growing trend of wannabie gangsters attempt the “deadly operation”.
In this day and age, nothing surprises me about people any more! If real, sign that person up for a Darwin Award!
