Ah, the mindless minutae of bureaucrats. Quibbling over pizza sizes, cuccumber orientation, and other useless trivia!
Anyway, going back to text speak, I hate it! On AFF awhile ago, someone joined and started to do all their posts in text speak. The response was immediate in telling them to stop it! Nobody supported them and with much drama they finally did stop. I and several others just point blank stated that we would not respond to a post that we couldn't read or had to spend so much time deciphering.