The Matrix, silly, not this place.
Do you want to know what it is? The Matrix is everywhere, it is all around us even in this thread. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work,when you burn down a church. when you masturbate to noods. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
What truth? That you are a spaz. Like everyone else you were born into spazness.
Unfortunately no one can be told what the Matrix is, you have to see if for yourself. This is your last chance. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and you believe what you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in spazlanad and I see you how deep the butthole really goes.
Remember, all I'm offering is the truth, nothing more.
