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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2015, 10:47:59 PM »
If they ask for me by name I tell them that they have the wrong number.
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2015, 04:45:14 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 22, 2015, 04:47:39 PM
Apparently I hit a nerve with that girl who called me. She keeps calling me and then throws on the phone, or says my name a few times, before severing the connection.
 :lol1:

:laugh:

There's a lot of fun to be had with that.
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2015, 04:49:12 AM »
- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....

- Your name has been drawn as the lucky winner of a set of stainless steel kitchen knives.
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2015, 05:42:21 AM »
- I'm calling you about Microsoft Windows.

- *loud shotgun blast over the phone* There, it's fixed, thanks for the call.
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2015, 08:54:08 AM »
- I'm calling you about Microsoft Windows.

- Oh okay, can you please hold a second? I need to take this pizza out of the oven.

*Never returns, waits to see how long they hold. >:D
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2015, 03:48:49 PM »
- I'm calling you about Microsoft Windows.

- What's that?
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2015, 09:29:11 AM »
Is there a thread for other calls like this? Point me to it. I am cruel to these folks:

"I'd like to speak to you about -"
"I'm sorry, I'd rather talk to a human being."
"I am a human being."
"So far you haven't proven it."
- click -
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2015, 03:52:34 PM »
- I'm calling you about Microsoft Windows.

- Good of you to call. I want to know why they skipped 9. What are they ashamed of?
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2015, 11:45:43 PM »
- I'm calling you about Microsoft Windows.

- Does Bill know you are doing this?
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