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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #30 on: June 16, 2015, 06:48:00 PM »
Did I ever know this dude?  :apondering:
Would you like links to his penis photos?

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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #31 on: June 16, 2015, 10:24:45 PM »
Did I ever know this dude?  :apondering:
Would you like links to his penis photos?
To see if they ever met?
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #32 on: June 16, 2015, 10:56:33 PM »
Penis, meet penis?  :apondering:
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #33 on: June 17, 2015, 12:13:06 AM »
penis vs penis.  :apondering:  Sounds like a movie title.
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #34 on: June 17, 2015, 09:29:31 AM »
Did I ever know this dude?  :apondering:
Would you like links to his penis photos?

No  :M

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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #35 on: June 17, 2015, 07:14:40 PM »
Did I ever know this dude?  :apondering:
Would you like links to his penis photos?

No  :M
Are you sure? One of them involves duct tape.

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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #36 on: June 17, 2015, 11:34:49 PM »
I think he is dead now. :M
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #37 on: June 18, 2015, 12:33:22 AM »
I think he is disappointed and sad because people are not standing in line to lick his progressive member.

Don't you hear him crying?
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #38 on: June 18, 2015, 07:57:47 PM »
I remain unconvinced about any claims of growth until I see another ruler picture to compare with the other one.  :zoinks:
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #39 on: June 18, 2015, 10:50:04 PM »
I think he is disappointed and sad because people are not standing in line to lick his progressive member.

Don't you hear him crying?

That's not him.
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #40 on: June 18, 2015, 10:50:24 PM »
I remain unconvinced about any claims of growth until I see another ruler picture to compare with the other one.  :zoinks:

Perv. :hahaha:
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #41 on: June 19, 2015, 12:42:29 AM »
I think he is disappointed and sad because people are not standing in line to lick his progressive member.

Don't you hear him crying?

That's not him.

Then who is it, if it is not him?
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #42 on: June 19, 2015, 10:13:29 PM »
That's his ginormous penis crying.  :zoinks:
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #43 on: June 20, 2015, 01:39:36 AM »
That's his ginormous penis crying.  :zoinks:

Pars pro toto?
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #44 on: June 21, 2015, 11:39:01 AM »
That's his ginormous penis crying.  :zoinks:

Pars pro toto?

Are you channeling Lit?  :voodoo:
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