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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2015, 08:36:25 PM »
Did you leave again?

Are you the sensitive type?

I fear he may be dead.  :zoinks:

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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2015, 10:43:18 PM »
His penis is in the way. He can't reach the computer.
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2015, 11:00:58 PM »
I've done this on forums before

"GUYS! IM BACK!"

lil rush of guilt and stuff

then I'm gone again

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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2015, 11:04:31 PM »
Yes, but did you also grow your penis?
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2015, 11:27:26 PM »
yes

on a regular basis

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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2015, 01:22:50 AM »
I've done this on forums before

"GUYS! IM BACK!"

lil rush of guilt and stuff

then I'm gone again

We've got a thread for that.  :orly:
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2015, 01:23:18 AM »
yes

on a regular basis

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So, you have not reached permanent results yet?
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2015, 05:05:03 AM »
His penis is in the way. He can't reach the computer.


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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2015, 11:20:02 AM »
Did I ever know this dude?  :apondering:

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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #24 on: June 16, 2015, 11:44:10 AM »
Did you not hand in your penis data?

All male members of I2 were summoned to do so.
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #25 on: June 16, 2015, 11:50:33 AM »
Did you not hand in your penis data?

All male members of I2 were summoned to do so.

I missed that memo.

Mine works, I have a couple of rugrats to prove it.  So I guess it's adequate  :zoinks:

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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #26 on: June 16, 2015, 11:55:00 AM »
Did you not hand in your penis data?

All male members of I2 were summoned to do so.

I missed that memo.

Mine works, I have a couple of rugrats to prove it.  So I guess it's adequate  :zoinks:

It wasn't about adequacy nor pleasure.
The only thing that mattered was measure.

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,21736.0.html
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #27 on: June 16, 2015, 11:57:30 AM »
I see you watching, you're not dead.
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #28 on: June 16, 2015, 12:06:14 PM »
Ahh, you left again.

Are you the shy type?
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #29 on: June 16, 2015, 05:27:15 PM »
Did you not hand in your penis data?

All male members of I2 were summoned to do so.

I missed that memo.

Mine works, I have a couple of rugrats to prove it.  So I guess it's adequate  :zoinks:

Adequate wont win any trophies.  :zoinks:
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