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Offline 'andersom'

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Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2015, 01:49:06 PM »
With interest. There are more every year. Only tiny ones though.
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Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2015, 04:03:24 PM »
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Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2015, 04:04:10 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 20, 2015, 01:49:06 PM
With interest. There are more every year. Only tiny ones though.

HYKE IS STEALING SOULS!!!!!

 :GA: :GA:

How are we going to save them all??
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2015, 08:07:02 PM »
Quote from: sg1008 on May 20, 2015, 04:04:10 PM
How are we going to save them all??

We can save them all via the processof  dehydration, and make them ito a tasty trailm mix.  :zoinks:
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Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2015, 12:15:08 AM »
Had to look up trail mix. In my language they call it "studentenhaver" (oats for students) or sometimes "elitehaver" (oats for the elite), one could live on it for a while. It was supposed to increase intelligence, and also to help get through a hangover more quickly.
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Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2015, 12:18:39 AM »
 :apondering:

Maybe freckles are good in preventing hangovers. No matter how much I drank, I never had a hangover.
Maybe those souls form a protective shield.
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Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2015, 01:05:01 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 20, 2015, 01:49:06 PM
With interest. There are more every year. Only tiny ones though.

Tiny souls are the newborn ones, yes? :drool:  >:D
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Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2015, 04:31:38 PM »
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Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2015, 04:49:50 PM »
I'me safe, since I have none!   :viking: :mischief:
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Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2015, 08:30:04 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 22, 2015, 12:15:08 AM
Had to look up trail mix. In my language they call it "studentenhaver" (oats for students) or sometimes "elitehaver" (oats for the elite), one could live on it for a while. It was supposed to increase intelligence, and also to help get through a hangover more quickly.

It's too much stuff and different flavor and texture at once for me. I like the kind with bits of chocolate mixed in and I just pick out the bits of chocolate.  :zoinks:
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Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2015, 11:30:02 AM »
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There are certain members on this board who need to have their souls saved. We need to do something about this. This has been a Public Service Announcement from your local service provider.

Please suggest some helpful tactics and methods:
Torture- only possible after a case has been convincingly made about their threat to society (following UN lax-conventions)
Kidnapping- possible..most effective if the member is female and can be made to have offspring.
Occupation- also possible and would require being willing to "rough" it.
Gunpoint- Only possible if you live in the USA, the freest place in the world where guns are still allowed. Or a rebel base.
Bribery- very effective, but requires food and a starvation situation.

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Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
« Reply #41 on: May 26, 2015, 02:34:11 PM »
Not fooling anyone, Rage. You're getting soft. :smarty:
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Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
« Reply #42 on: May 28, 2015, 09:23:46 PM »
OH CM'ON!  :facepalm2:
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Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
« Reply #43 on: June 01, 2015, 05:04:32 PM »
Quote from: Hubert on June 01, 2015, 09:02:37 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 31, 2015, 01:05:41 PM
I can't save your soul anyway.

Did you forget to take a back-up?

Oooo, that was brilliant.  :o  Odeon can save all our souls via the process of archiving.  :zoinks:
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Re: SAVE SOULS!!!
« Reply #44 on: June 15, 2015, 10:59:20 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on June 01, 2015, 05:04:32 PM
Quote from: Hubert on June 01, 2015, 09:02:37 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 31, 2015, 01:05:41 PM
I can't save your soul anyway.

Did you forget to take a back-up?

Oooo, that was brilliant.  :o  Odeon can save all our souls via the process of archiving.  :zoinks:

Not yours, though. Your ego is so big that there's no room. :P
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